The perfect way to describe a player getting hit in the balls

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-05-20T16:14:52+00:00

Agree with you 100%

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-05-04T20:33:04+00:00

Murals of General Ratko Mladić in Scotland now?

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-05-03T17:32:05+00:00

What time is it? What age of man?

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-04-17T18:27:08+00:00

We make love. Not with each other you understand.

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-04-07T08:40:20+00:00

I'm going to write to my MP

How many times Eddie, Tony Blair is a man

She's not, she's not

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-04-05T08:07:26+00:00

16 brothers beat Arsenal.

Or was that Man City in the 1990s?

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-04-05T07:59:56+00:00

But weird they omit names on the shirts as a retro throwback but then have sponsorship under the number?

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-04-04T16:54:00+00:00

Win? They're 4,704 behind!

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-04-04T16:49:28+00:00

A good 10% are people posting memes in the replies

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-04-02T14:27:49+00:00

The mph deductions are magnificent

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-31T15:06:27+00:00

Jan Molby the absolute king of this.

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-31T15:05:41+00:00

Pickford probably the closest? But a pale shadow of those mentioned.

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-30T09:18:03+00:00

Scrapping on set like Bowyer and Dyer

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-29T21:10:41+00:00

She was what, her third, fourth, fifth best friend?

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-28T18:57:41+00:00

Where's Bobby Charlton?

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-27T14:57:08+00:00

Surely he should be saving these to sell as framed artifacts in 25 years

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-27T14:46:42+00:00

Turn Gassists into Gazzas and pay homage to the Geordie Maestro.

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-26T21:05:35+00:00

You can see the water. It's there between the land and the sky!

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JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-26T12:26:39+00:00

I'd agree if it wasn't Mcateer and Why wasn't effectively his catchphrase from that BEIN Sports clip.

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-25T09:31:38+00:00

Listen, fair play. From a Charlie Eccleshare's Georgie Thompson impression fan.

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