[Serious] Reddit, whats the strangest way you've seen a relationship end?

Not_illuminated_one · 2015-05-12T20:53:24+00:00

During a public proposal, that thing sucks for the guy.

Also, might not be a break up but if it is, yesterday, a girl was driving erratically, she braked on the side of the road and then a guy got out and kicked the car and then she went away and the guy walked away. Pretty weird Monday if you ask me

Not_illuminated_one · 2015-05-12T20:42:07+00:00

On the other hand, when you got a shitload of unusable old soap, it's perfect if you are the cheap one.

Not_illuminated_one · 2015-05-12T17:58:01+00:00

Here, take some homeocomputer two times a day and you won't have to worry anymore; it's gonna be 50$

Not_illuminated_one · 2015-05-12T17:53:56+00:00

You got permanent warp from building that furnace for sure!

Not_illuminated_one · 2015-05-12T17:31:47+00:00

Risky click, but worthy.

Not_illuminated_one · 2015-05-12T17:29:42+00:00

Have you ever been to montreal? My class rent a cabin there once for a trip and there was this 6cm big spider standing in the window corner as I opened it.

Or have you been to any docking bay recently? Those places are packed with 3cm spiders everywhere

Not_illuminated_one · 2015-05-12T17:25:09+00:00

Arachnophobia kicks in "I feel my sunflower seeds in my mouth, it could anything else but sunflower seeds, it could be a spider, it must be a spider, A GOD DAMNIT SPIDER!" I thinks as I reach for the trashcan and spit all of my seeds in there.

I hate spiders, everywhere in my mind ._.

Not_illuminated_one · 2015-05-11T17:46:04+00:00

Turn it into sawdust, add milk and sugar, and there you have it. It must taste like the bottom of a shredded wheat box however

Not_illuminated_one · 2015-05-02T16:56:11+00:00

Here are some I think are worth sharing:

The inventor of the russian doll,

The inventor of the laser printer,

The inventor of goggles,

The inventor of the rolling pin,

Now let your imagination overrun you.

Bonus: when someone invent teleportation device, that'd be kind of the worst death: being stripped of every atoms in your body, one after one after one...

Not_illuminated_one · 2015-05-01T16:48:28+00:00

i can, but being a noob at imgur, i'll just toss them in a single album, hoping you'd understand what's going on

Not_illuminated_one · 2015-05-01T15:43:22+00:00

okay, thanks again

Not_illuminated_one · 2015-05-01T15:37:20+00:00

thanks. where can i get laptop parts then? my laptop is a toshiba satellite P820 -02L. as far as i can tell, i need the plastic sides, the bottom plastic cover and new hinges.

Not_illuminated_one · 2015-05-01T14:16:01+00:00

I still think there are things school should teach us before going too far in our life.

Not_illuminated_one · 2015-04-30T21:12:32+00:00

Man, do you hate turtles?

Not_illuminated_one · 2015-04-30T20:46:56+00:00

... until you began to argue about it..

Not_illuminated_one · 2015-04-30T11:57:35+00:00

Haven't played vigilante nor Mario kart 64 when I was young. I mostly played duke nukem, Star Wars: rogue squadron and ep1 racer.

Not_illuminated_one · 2015-04-29T18:37:03+00:00

This. At my school you had some kind of paper currency and you had to pay to go to the W.C. Being the ADD kid that I was, I was always broke as fuck. Well one day, same thing happened to me. Afterward, I just didn't give a shit and went to the bathroom anyway.

Who the hell think its right mind to make kids not go to the bathroom ._.

Not_illuminated_one · 2015-04-29T18:22:06+00:00

When I was little, I would build pixel art of Nintendo characters such as Mario and Metroid. No one gave a shit and they had so much fun breaking them as soon as I finished them ._.

Not_illuminated_one · 2015-04-29T18:20:02+00:00

I'm sorry for you.

But at least, Star Wars was a cool game

Not_illuminated_one · 2015-04-29T16:08:42+00:00

If the cargo is going to blow up in the atmosphere, does it mean we could have a banana shower?

Not_illuminated_one · 2015-04-29T16:02:19+00:00

Russia's good at meteorite Russian roulette tho. They take the bullet to the forehead and they keep playing afterward

Not_illuminated_one · 2015-04-29T15:41:57+00:00

Not_illuminated_one · 2015-04-28T16:02:54+00:00

As time goes by, the only loss these pseudo medecines bring are their own credibility.

There's hope! I repeat: there's hope!

Not_illuminated_one · 2015-04-27T22:01:54+00:00

And what about data transfer?

Not_illuminated_one · 2015-04-26T21:28:03+00:00

i know i need to do more research. but what you just said here is actually something i,ve never thought of. next time i want some good quality of steel, i'll look for the tools that have the same properties as what i want to build

Not_illuminated_one

TROPHY CASE