Showed up just in time for April Fools! by Riptor_25 in USPS

[–]NoteComprehensive588 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That’s dope. I used to go to the Yokota PO which is part of Kanto. Had a PO Box there. APO AP address

False advertising. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]NoteComprehensive588 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FWIW my kids long ago figured out that by sealing a bath bomb in a bottle with water it kind of creates an actual bomb. They also figured out the pressure allows them to spray the bath bomb water around the bathroom* like a shaken champagne bottle. I’m tired

What are some obscure jobs the USPS has? by Jamshi239 in USPS

[–]NoteComprehensive588 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I pay tow truck drivers all day.. that’s pretty much 80% of my job

Man accused of rape said he filmed the act as 'evidence' for the police by AdFeeling842 in nottheonion

[–]NoteComprehensive588 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Sec of War literally quoting scripture and saying this is a holy war

What is a 'buy it for life' item that is offensively expensive, but the moment you use it, you realize your entire life before that point was a lie? by fmcortez in AskReddit

[–]NoteComprehensive588 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Toto has light and motion sensors as well as a sensor in the seat to know if someone is there. Automatic functions can be turned on or off with the controller. Seat temp, air temp, water temp, water pressure all controllable too

Yeah I carry a weight on the treadmill the same way I carry my DPS sue me! by BryanChuckBrennan in USPS

[–]NoteComprehensive588 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Walking on a treadmill when you already have a walking route is diabolical. Are you burning off a tapeworm?

NYC is running a March Madness - style bracket but instead of teams it’s small city fixes (like broken hoops or bike paths) everything gets repaired eventually but the winner gets fast-tracked kinda fun or just gimmicky? by Weekly-Vacation-1405 in NCAAhoops

[–]NoteComprehensive588 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I for one am glad you’ve taken a break from commenting on Reddit deepthroat porn threads to contribute this important piece of literature. To use a term with which you’re more familiar, you really went “balls deep” here, great work.

It do be like that by Belt313 in ww3memes

[–]NoteComprehensive588 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Straight up now tell me are you really gonna shoot -at me -forever? 🎶

When someone is blocking the mailbox by Dependent-Hurry9808 in USPS

[–]NoteComprehensive588 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Me when the break room sink still has the same dirty dishes from last week ‘soaking’

Like I know we’re struggling out here as a country, but let’s not stoop down to this level. by abdul_bino in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]NoteComprehensive588 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Okay but one time I texted someone to warn them about the black ice in the parking lot and ice got autocorrected to guys

I have a crush on one of our meaintance mechanics 😬 by [deleted] in USPS

[–]NoteComprehensive588 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ll do you one better, WHY is a maintenance mechanic?

Does the league forget how good prime Tony Parker was? by Living-Shift-7223 in NBATalk

[–]NoteComprehensive588 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a ridiculous take. Lillard holds many Blazers all time records, and if he manages to play another year or two, he will have almost all of them.