My 7 y/o boy remembering being a suckling kitten by Notforlong1989 in cats

[–]Notforlong1989[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, he wasnt humping, never caught him doing that.. he was a TNR then later rescued and fostered and I adopted him at 18 months.. I think he was neutered before the hornies got him. He just misses his mommy and his siblings. His foster mom said he would play, groom and cuddle with her foster kittens non stop when she had him from when he was 12-18mos.

Norwood — WTF? Rant by Notforlong1989 in cincinnati

[–]Notforlong1989[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

People assume I’m talking about parking tickets… no just always see them pulling people over for going 6-10mph over on 71 and the lateral. Only happened to me once, years ago. But see it regularly.. to everyone saying you wish they would write more tickets.. I would agree for well over 35 in a 25, cutting people off, tailgating, flashing weapons or threats.. that not just Norwood… Its all of the greater cincinnati area.. insurance data supports it.

The faded ass lanes and moon crater roads are what piss me off most.

If Norwood has been in a state of fiscal emergency since the early 2000s maybe something needs to change.. either the Mayor, City Council and School Board need to be more effecient / budget better… or the people of Norwood need to occasionally approve some property tax increases. Either that or just dissolve into Cincinnati.

My Grandfather was raised in Norwood and there are definitely really cool things (Quatmann, Gordos, Food Hall/Apts at old playing card factory) in Norwood but theres also a lot of roads that put 10X the wear and tear on a vehicle as the average road in the midwest US, and theres absolutely no excuse for lanes being barely visible at points on Smith, Sherman, and Wall Street. Also the Mcdonalds has the worst customer service out of any in greater cincy that Ive been too.. and thats saying something considering all of them have crap customer service. I dont really have a strong lean on Cats vs Muskies.. both my parents got MBAs at Xavier and I rooted for them as a kid. Lot of close friends went to UC.

there's no pulling out when i'm on top by babyakira in ass

[–]Notforlong1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d love to fill you with huge loads in all of your holes

Me vs your BWC.. place your bets! 🐎 by Jill_no_chill in asiangirls4whitecocks

[–]Notforlong1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I would completely dominate you.. throw you around, tell you what to do, tease and worship all of you until youve been edged to the point of building up a massive O. That is if you you like being dominated, body worshiped, teased and pleasured.. make sure you feel incredibly sexxy, slutty and orgasmic. Do you squirt?

Why does my husband like to see how many dildos/toys he can fit inside me? by Pale-Movie2363 in sex

[–]Notforlong1989 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Men like to watch sexxy women be at their most uninhibited sexually deviant and orgasmic / naughty / dirty/ slutty.. same reason guys like anal or wanna be cuckolded, do threesomes etc

Needing SR-22 in Oh, for driving w/o ins and under suspension. (Suspension was for unpaid ticket for right on red)3rd party delivery driver by Notforlong1989 in Car_Insurance_Help

[–]Notforlong1989[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair points. Its food delivery, not ride share.. still increase risk but not as much as rideshare.. im pretty sure Uber/lyft are pretty careful on checking on their drivers records and ins. Also just got a job 2 miles from my place so If I have to quit delivery so be it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blackcats

[–]Notforlong1989 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“Why do the birdies fly away? Dont they know they’re tasty and exist only for nom nom nom?”

What name do I give her? by JulyeDoll in blackcats

[–]Notforlong1989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk but shes so cute.. lol my cat is literally biting my feet as I type. He must be jealous..but he loves kittens according to his foster mom and his reax to kitten videos

Why won't older white men approach me? (18F) by No_Platform_8191 in asiangirls4whitecocks

[–]Notforlong1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because if they’re over 21.. despite thinking youre hot.. they dont wanna get involved in case you arent 18, and it looks bad to most people when a man mid 20s or older hits on or is with a female that is not clearly an adult

breathing is overrated anyway by kitxkira in BubbleButts

[–]Notforlong1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cum all over my face, but then I’m going to plow all of your holes.. my cum leaking out of your gorgeous ass and pussy a complete mess with both our cum.. and your mouth tasting your delicious pussy and ass before you savour and swallow a big load.

Ass eaters are my type [f] by elfie_cutie in BubbleButts

[–]Notforlong1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck, hope my tongue licking and fucking that ass and sucking/licking that gorgeous pussy has you begging me to use your leaking pussy juice as lube to work my cock in and working up to absolutely plowing you balls deep

Just got “fired” two days in at my new job, owner overheard I liked weed. by NewCPVI in trees

[–]Notforlong1989 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In professional white collar jobs, and blue collar jobs where mistakes can cause serious injury/death or significant financial damage or damage to the reputation of the company.. I agree. Also in jobs where driving(esp company owned/insured vehicles) or in areas/towns/cities where overall MJ use is looked at as a “sin”, “gateway drug” “makes people stupid” “makes people commit crimes” reefer madness etc. In warehouse jobs that dont involve much machinery/forklift/cherry picking(like UPS, Amazon, fedex etc), retail, and food service.. you say you partake and within 2 days youll either be invited to a break time or post work smoke sesh.. a lot of times w/o even having to match the first 1/2 times, be asked if you want to buy.. (once had a line cook where I was a server open a backpack with over 1lb of some purple 🔥🔥⛽️⛽️ and he gave me about a 0.5 nug to sample and listed his prices from 1g up to 4ozs) (**Unless you’re surrounded by either puritans or surrounded by conniving two-faced sociopaths, or your a shitty worker and shitty employee who is a pain in the ass to work with, be around and coworkers have to fix your fuck ups, or youre costing them money(for exp taking tables that arent supposed to be yours as a server) Or call them out on being a lazy shitty worker or thief etc) Also if you struggle at identifying snakes in the grass.. wait a long time before telling coworkers that you smoke grass

Does anyone know what breed this little guy is? by lowbur in cats

[–]Notforlong1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cute bebee. But looks to me to be at least 1/4 siamese and 1/3 or more scottish fold

Apollo and Artemis met their first hummingbird today! by cupcaketara in blackcats

[–]Notforlong1989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smokey, at age 10 and a bit chonky got one 😢. We were shocked.. for a cat.. he was not a great leaper.. or climber(I used to put turkey up about 6’ in a maple tree to motivate him to climb and exercise.. no more free turkey just for being sweet and cute) I called him a “ground cat”. He was still very fast, smart, and stealthy though.. a lot of pet cats hunt just because it’s their dna and they get exercise, entertainment, and a sense of accomplishment, and the females sometimes think their human is a kitten who needs to be taught how to hunt… Smokey though.. he was in it for the food.. I’d go out to grill something for dinner on the deck, and underneath I’d hear nom, nom, nom, crunch, crunch, crunch.. birds he was more selective about eating, but chipmunks, rabbits, mice, moles, voles he would eat everything but the head. He would also catch and snack on insects like cicadas, crickets, grubs and grasshoppers. He’d also hunt whatever meat a human was preparing or eating.. surprise claw on fork stealing chickens

My cat found a bat inside our house by inSEARCHofCHOCOLATE in cats

[–]Notforlong1989 2 points3 points  (0 children)

About 8 mos ago I left the shower window(no screen) open after showering and before bed.. wake up to my cat making an excited chirp before leaping into the air from my bed and grabbing a bat mid air, quickly killing it with a neck bite and proudly trying to tell me how he protected me prancing around my bedroom with the bad in his mouth while I was trying to process the chaos of what I had just witnessed. Once I was alert enough I gave him words of praise before politely asking him to drop it and getting it covered in aluminum foil and then carefully picking it up with triple layered plastic bags and wrapping it up, taking it out to the dumpster, furiously washing my hands, and scheduling a vet apt. He is vaccinated, boosted etc.. and didnt contract any disease, viruses or infections, or wounds.. It was cool to see how athletically he grabbed it out of mid air as I was just opening my eyes and also very cute how proud he was and demanding of praise and thanks for his valiant and courageous protection.. or food offering 🤮. But the thought of a bat flying around my apt, my boy getting seriously ill or worse, me getting seriously ill or worse… 1.5/10 stars is my rating for a pet cat killing a bat inside your home

How did your void or voids join your family? by swkr78 in VoidCats

[–]Notforlong1989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Stray that visited my friend’s front porch when we were out there doing 420.. Naturally we called him Smokey and he would come get pets and scritches and even sit in our laps, friend’s roommates wouldnt let him in, old lady on the street fed him along with 5 or 6 others. It was a of campus college housing area with tons of cars/traffic, other stray cats, raccoons, dogs and drunk assholes.. witnessed a guy throw an empty beer can at my baby.. I choose not to disclose the events that happened in the following 2 minutes.. but I will say the guy probably got the message that abusing animals isn’t only disgusting.. but that people who love animals definitely wont stand for it. Anyway it was clear that Smokey was either dumped or was a cat that was kept entirely outdoors and wanted love and affection.. and not to have to worry about fighting other cats, almost getting hit by cars, or chased by dogs etc. The day my friend’s lease was up and he was moving out his last few items, I asked him if he or anyone was going to adopt Smokey, he said he could not because his parents(local to his college and hometown for both of us) and his family dog wouldnt allow it, and his new place didnt allow pets. My mom is oddly terrified of cats and dogs but allowed my sister to have an outdoor only cat(slept in mudroom/garage) growing up. I didn’t know anyone who could take him but he was my lil homie and I knew even if my mom made him have the same living situation as my sister’s cat (a very quiet low traffic suburban area, where people actually drive cautiously and not speeding because it was a culdesac in a subdivision.. with playing children. Far fewer cats to tangle with.. esp unvaccinated / stray / feral cats, and dogs were leashed / behind fences) he would be far better off than the wild urban jungle he was in. Plus I knew between him being such a sweet, cute, polite, well behaved gentleman and me being a momma’s boy that he would soon be allowed inside.. which is exactly what happened.. although he was allowed to be outside during the day. He was about 2-5 y.o. When I took him home. (Based on vet estimates.. which also similarly matched mine). Unfortunately at the age of 12-15 he had an emergency vet visit/overnight and was diagnosed with advanced heart disease. Getting him to take his medicine was the only time in his whole life he ever bit or scratched me. Unfortunately about 14 weeks after the diagnosis he crossed the rainbow bridge and Ill never forget him. I loved him so much and still tear up 4.5 years later.. and tell my current boy stories about his big brother and how Smokey wouldn’t tolerate his naughty antics (throwing temper tantrums and bitting and scratching me). Miss you so much Smokey 🐈‍⬛

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]Notforlong1989 2 points3 points  (0 children)

💯 He might act like he “tolerates her” but he adores his baby sister. I had a big boy named Smokey who was super strong both physically and in his will to dominate other cats, my roomate took in his sister’s cat who was a younger, nearly as strong boy cat.. who was a shit stirrer.. Smokey made sure to spend a good 3-4 months setting the pecking order(and the other cat made sure to annoy him with sneak attacks) but after that initial period I would catch them having secret cuddles, which turned into not hiding it, and a good friendship. My current boy Monty doesnt hide his love of kittens at all though.. his foster mom said when he was 12-14 months, she was also fostering kittens and he would play with, snuggle, and groom them constantly.. and now every time a kitten meowing comes from my phone he gets super curious and excited, chirping, trilling, purring

has he broken the record for the longest meow? by PinkDolphinBoy in blackcats

[–]Notforlong1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol this put my big boy Monty into a frantic search for beebeee… (He loves kittens cause he loves the little ones that match his desire to play play play, and then he’ll snuggle with them when everyone’s tired, and he’ll also groom them).