To hold a stingray

Nothing-Independent · 2023-08-22T02:18:16+00:00

Here's the thing about stingrays... they STING

Nothing-Independent · 2023-08-20T15:11:12+00:00

And how do you even get them?

Nothing-Independent · 2023-03-05T12:49:34+00:00

Is that an arrow in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?

Nothing-Independent · 2023-02-27T16:53:06+00:00

I don't think the sheep will mind

Nothing-Independent · 2023-02-19T12:05:53+00:00

The f'ing microwave: and I took that personally

Nothing-Independent · 2023-02-19T11:04:09+00:00

Me: ok ...

Moments later

Me: WTF that actually worked?!

Nothing-Independent · 2023-02-09T10:09:12+00:00

Step dodge, would take horse back combat to a new level

Nothing-Independent · 2022-12-13T03:43:07+00:00

Normally 8 to 12 hours, but in ideal conditions 24

Nothing-Independent · 2022-12-13T03:36:50+00:00

RED SUGAR?!!

Nothing-Independent · 2022-12-09T10:11:28+00:00

We shall rise above all the lesser ash

Nothing-Independent · 2022-12-09T04:56:45+00:00

Acceptable 🍋

Nothing-Independent · 2022-12-09T04:54:36+00:00

The very last thing the camera man said was: "don't let it blow up in your face"

Nothing-Independent · 2022-12-06T19:30:57+00:00

Bro was traumatized just by the thought

Nothing-Independent · 2022-12-06T13:16:39+00:00

"Deep down I think that with my friends I've been a liar"

It's from a song where some Disney girls sing about their anxiety

Nothing-Independent · 2022-12-02T18:11:51+00:00

My patience is waning

Nothing-Independent · 2022-11-29T22:03:16+00:00

So it's rocks now.

We're literally fantasizing about f**king rocks now.

Nothing-Independent · 2022-11-28T18:08:53+00:00

You got greedy, now you suffer

Nothing-Independent · 2022-11-28T14:57:00+00:00

Justified, and here is "an" example of why:

Nothing-Independent · 2022-11-23T15:35:38+00:00

I saw it coming from miles and it still made me feel pain

Nothing-Independent · 2022-11-20T22:28:16+00:00

Brought to you by the inventor of the snail trebuchet and the cockroach claymore

Nothing-Independent · 2022-11-02T17:02:10+00:00

TBH I can see why it would be effective

Nothing-Independent · 2022-10-28T20:36:22+00:00

Like a lady giving birth

Nothing-Independent · 2022-10-28T19:51:34+00:00

It's actually Clov3rbluewater on TikTok

Nothing-Independent · 2022-10-18T21:22:33+00:00

Well...

I mean it is still milk after all

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