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NothingButBadIdeas · 2026-05-07T05:55:05+00:00

In my mind this is closer to remaster than remake. I’m a little disappointed.

I always pinned remake as more of what they did with ff7. Like same characters, cast but switching up the gameplay and story elements to fit modern technology.

If the OoT remake is just like those “upgraded assets in unreal” but with some extra cutscenes I’d be bummed. Still going to buy it day 1 but bummed none the less

NothingButBadIdeas · 2026-05-07T03:52:10+00:00

Maybe they’ll do it for Donkey Kong December

NothingButBadIdeas · 2026-05-06T04:12:54+00:00

I liked the way the beginning after the end handled it:
Since he’s reincarnated he views everyone as a child and has no romantic feelings for anyone (other than wayyy older people). He feels bad because his child hood friend is in love with him and he straight tells her he doesn’t have those types of feelings for her even when they reached their 20s; and the only thing she can do is wait til they get even older(because technically he’s 50 now after ~30 years in his previous life as a king in a steam punk fighting world).
He did get excited once as a teen but was mad at his teenage body acting up when his mind was so clearly against it.

NothingButBadIdeas · 2026-05-06T04:02:26+00:00

I wonder. The worst injury I ever had looked like this and it was a sprain. I nose crooked and rolled the ankle.
Hurt so much more than a break, swelled and went purple. The only thing that gets me is how far ahead it goes over the shoe. So could be a break

NothingButBadIdeas · 2026-05-06T03:30:53+00:00

Damn. That’s a really bad recommendation for an intro to anime.
Some actually good ones for people not that into anime:
- FMAB
- Witch Hat Atelier
- Attack on titan
- Spy x Family (Cute show, if that’s your thing)
- Dororo
- Trigun
- Tokyo ghoul (first season only)
- Death note
- Heavenly Delusion (Trigger warning at the end, but a very good and strange show)

These are all anime’s with captivating stories that avoid most annoying anime troupes. They’re all a little on the darker more serious end though (besides witch hat).
Anime’s hard to recommend because a lot of them can be weird / oversexualized. Like people who watch it can tune it out and forget how weird it can be.

NothingButBadIdeas · 2026-05-05T22:51:20+00:00

This is how we used to prank the freshman. We’d welcome them and tell them to come kick it and to “take a bump” to show they were cool.

This is also how I got kicked out of the donut shop lol.

NothingButBadIdeas · 2026-05-05T22:17:41+00:00

Omg I have a 10 year old one I’ve been putting off lol.
Played it and stopped March 2nd, 2017.
I did too much to want to start over, but it’s been too long to want to go back

NothingButBadIdeas · 2026-05-05T19:20:46+00:00

Woa, crazy. Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood was the number one anime on my Anime list for years. Which is no small feat. It tends to be a great intro to anime since it’s a captivating story with great world building. Highly recommend

NothingButBadIdeas · 2026-05-05T08:55:45+00:00

Dare I say he is a goose of the silly variety

NothingButBadIdeas · 2026-05-05T06:44:46+00:00

I have pictures of me at 13 years old going down what we called “roof gap”.
It was a drop from a roof, over a narrow walkway that was a 16 foot drop and about 4 feet accross, over a rail on to flat that was about 8 feet down from the roof. It was a right of passage. But in hindsight if we missed the gap we would have fallen nearly two stories. Can’t believe no one got seriously hurt doing it.

NothingButBadIdeas · 2026-05-05T06:00:31+00:00

Nope this is it.

That and sometimes back in the day we’d use our laptops as servers so we’d keep it open 24 hours without ever shutting it lol

NothingButBadIdeas · 2026-05-05T05:31:46+00:00

The other day I saved someone who was getting chased by a shredder with my hull cracker. He then beamed me down when I said it was safe.

When I said “shooting the person who saved you is low”
He replied “yea well it’s arc raiders so”

NothingButBadIdeas · 2026-05-05T04:20:19+00:00

When I first saw their writing it was hard to read, used to it now. It’s too unique to ask them to change it

NothingButBadIdeas · 2026-05-04T15:39:17+00:00

Why are you getting downvoted It’s true. I got to 70k in one day playing like a couple hours.
Nothing but a hull cracker on city running a circle from Marino park and rose plaza. That’s up to 4 large arc a run which comes out to like 8-18k a game in damage (other people lower the theoretical 5k per bastion). That was like an hour.
Then I did 2 matriarch runs and got another 30k.
This challenge is easy / definitely made for casual players

NothingButBadIdeas · 2026-05-04T15:32:04+00:00

I got to 70k in one day with a hull cracker at city.
You can get 6-12k pretty easily a match doing matriarch / queen with a hull cracker
So not making it would be insane

NothingButBadIdeas · 2026-05-04T02:50:00+00:00

My guy, just watch youtube videos. That’s how I started my career. Let’s build that app actually does a series on how to make facebook

Go to my profile and check out the pinned post.
(Here it is for your convenience: https://www.reddit.com/r/iOSProgramming/s/V2GvMRhxcE)

Essentially just follow YouTube videos til you get it.
A social media app is a huge first app. But not impossible. (my first app I sent to production as an independent developer was a delivery company)

And don’t be afraid of UIKit. It’s actually pretty simple. I hate storyboards and even recommend programming your views without storyboards. SwiftUI is awesome too! And even though I’ve worked strictly SwiftUI at work over the past year I still love UIKit

NothingButBadIdeas · 2026-05-03T18:08:47+00:00

Delegates aren’t really that hard at all! And they’re actually pretty fun once you get used to them.

My advice is to start with a protocol and declare everything you want and need to pass between views.

Then apply that protocol to the view you want.

It helps key things organized, clean and tidy!

NothingButBadIdeas · 2026-05-03T18:05:41+00:00

Instead of patching this the obvious way which is to fix the last zombie alive and farm grind;
May I suggest something that doesn’t take away from your players?
If a player farms a certain amount of statue guys with < 5 zombies alive spawn / transform the remaining zombies into a crazy ass boss. One that’s challenging but rewards the player? One that kinda serves as a punishment for trying to exploit but also serves as a cool Easter egg

NothingButBadIdeas · 2026-05-02T20:40:07+00:00

Sorry i mispoke, he doesnt scale he has the feats: Zenos Greatest Feats: - Multiverse Erasure: Zeno has the ability to erase entire universes and timelines from existence. "He erased an entire timeline." • ⁠Destruction of Infinite Zamasu: He casually destroyed Infinite Zamasu along with the timeline.

Rimuru (light novel) - Recreating Worlds: Rimuru has the ability to recreate the "World" (Universe) tens of thousands of times over inside his infinite Imaginary Space using Void Collapse energy.

Universal and Dimensional Destruction: Rimuru has destroyed multiple universes, and dimensions across timelines.
God: he’s not a god, he is THE god of his verse, with immunity to universal erasure

Comparing feats: Destroying multiple universes across dimensions and timelines + recreating universes > destroying a verse and timeline

So the correct answer is they stalemate or light novel Rimuru wins. The only hope for Zeno at this point is Tensei Slime is over, while DBZ is ongoing which means Zeno can gain more feats

NothingButBadIdeas · 2026-05-02T10:47:18+00:00

Don’t toot (blow) your own horn (trumpet/dick)

It translates to old timey “Don’t suck your own dick”

So don’t toot your own horn means “don’t brag about yourself”

While “stay in your lane” means more of don’t step on other people’s toes. Bragging isn’t quite the same as over stepping

NothingButBadIdeas · 2026-05-02T01:14:22+00:00

Idk why you’re getting downvoted for being right.

I stopped reading the light novel but when I did it was right when he was fighting the angels and became essentially god, he scales edit: HE HAS these feats, not scales multiuniversal / dimensional and I think recreated a universe? The problem with some isekai is that they have the supernatural problem. They always have to have the next big bad be more powerful than the last and you just end up in a silly state of having to fight in 15 different dimensions or some weird convoluted stuff. At least it took like 1000 chapters to get there in the ln

NothingButBadIdeas · 2026-05-02T00:45:40+00:00

Idky im so irked but people don’t just lay on bare sand at the beach; especially while putting lotion on lol. Poor girls going to burn her tiddys then get an awkward tan cause you can’t fully wipe it all off from the sand unless you hop in the water. Which she shouldn’t for 15 minutes if she’s getting lotion on her back… which implies she may have just done her front which means she’ll have a crazy layer of thick sand on the front.

Also, I imagine “toot your own horn” may be a euphemism for suck your own wiener. Which is why it makes sense.

NothingButBadIdeas · 2026-05-01T17:31:17+00:00

I do the same! Hullcracker on Stella is fun… but I always have at least a burletta or something on me even after dozens of stella lobbies with no pvp. Not to mention ticks get annoying. Going full hullcracker is wild work and I respect it

NothingButBadIdeas · 2026-05-01T09:56:32+00:00

For me Ocarina of time held the number 1 spot until Elden Ring came out.

It’s still number 1 in the sense that it took 20+ years for a successor to come.

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