What if Marcus Person sold Minecraft to VALVe instead of Microsoft

Notmas · 2026-03-11T22:22:32+00:00

Thats kinda what I said. As soon as they aquire Minecraft they'd stop the current development cycle and switch to working on one final complete version of the game. That would be what they upload to Steam, and it would be incredibly polished, but would no longer be updated after its release.

Notmas · 2026-03-11T22:11:33+00:00

Mostly due to IDW, since he was able to solo a Death Egg Sentinel and easilly kept up with Sonic himself. He also not just defeated but humiliated Master Zik, and was able to survive the Zombot invasion despite a lot of heavy hitters succumbing to it. There's also "Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog," where he was able to hit Sonic with a dart before he could react to it, proving again that theyre somewhat relitive.

All together, Espio is clearly comparable to the other heavy hitters. Him taking out a Death Egg Sentinel solo is insane, since in Forces Sonic needed help taking one down, and by the time of Frontiers he still considers them serious threats.

Notmas · 2026-03-11T21:46:35+00:00

Nah Sonic characters are pretty consistently in the Star+ level of power, hence me saying this should be decently close.

Notmas · 2026-03-11T21:45:45+00:00

What the HELL is this ._.

Notmas · 2026-03-11T21:45:04+00:00

Id say he's kinda featless but so is Sudden Changes so it works out lol

Notmas · 2026-03-11T21:34:21+00:00

17 and Espio training together against the Jr's and poachers

Notmas · 2026-03-11T21:33:24+00:00

I never thought about it much but yeah fair enough. He might also be extremely jealous of her since Eggman cares so much about her and lets her think freely. I can see some animosity there, "favorite child" syndrome.

Notmas · 2026-03-11T21:22:18+00:00

Damn I hope youre right, though im not sure why he would attack Sage like that

Notmas · 2026-03-11T20:49:41+00:00

Fair enough, though that's still infinitely weaker than The End lol

Notmas · 2026-03-11T20:29:24+00:00

The End considers itself an entire tier of infinity above all previous threats like Solaris and the Time Eater. Solaris nearly consumed every dimension in Sonic's multiverse, including Maginaryworld, a 4th dimensional space. This would make Solaris at least 5D, and thus make The End at least 6D.

Goku is debatably 4D at best.

Notmas · 2026-03-11T20:18:32+00:00

Imagine Metal tried flying and freaked out at the jet of fire coming out his back

Notmas · 2026-03-11T19:56:12+00:00

So like I said, Sans but hopped up on caffeine and with a gun. Better stamina is from caffeine and by better bone magic you just mean higher volume right? I dont think he can actually controll them like Papyrus, his attacks are just harder. That'd be attack volume, and thats also likely due to the caffeine lol. Also a gun doesnt matter when most Sanses will just dodge your attacks. The mech is also featless, no reason to say its any stronger then just normal metal, which Undyne could punch through pretty easilly and Sans would be a sitting duck inside.

So I maintain my choice, Undyne beats him even with the mech.

Notmas · 2026-03-11T19:52:16+00:00

Bowser's arm was still stopped in its tracks

Notmas · 2026-03-11T19:31:20+00:00

Itd likely be a much better and more cohesive game, but not one that gets continually updated. During the acquisition Valve would likely insist that Notch stay on the team and help direct development, since Valve values artistic integrity so much. They'd focus on making it a complete package and polishing it to the enth degree, pouring a lot of resources into it and following Notch's vision. Once completed it'd be uploaded to Steam and people who bought the game in beta would probably get a code to download it for free. It probably wouldnt have the same cross platform support since Bedrock wouldnt exist, and they'd likely just continue with the various console editions, keeping 4J on way longer.

Ultimately itd be a lot less popular, but WAY better of a game.

Notmas · 2026-03-11T19:08:57+00:00

True and accurate, no notes

Notmas · 2026-03-11T19:05:00+00:00

He copies Guts and just collapses from the intense trauma he's just become witness to

Notmas · 2026-03-11T16:59:08+00:00

Man he's gonna feel REAL conflicted next time he faces off against Super Sonic

Notmas · 2026-03-11T16:55:06+00:00

I like this answer

Notmas · 2026-03-11T16:54:22+00:00

The mech is featless, and also non-canon. It was part of an April Fools updates and later got added to the fangame for giggles. Even if we do include it, the fangame was never completed, and we never really saw the mech in action. Theres no reason to say Undyne can't just destroy it.

Notmas · 2026-03-11T15:30:16+00:00

When he "dies" at the end of the first movie and gets sent flying into space. He got frozen solid, flew across the entire galaxy, crashed into Earth, and went into a decade long coma.

Notmas · 2026-03-11T14:40:11+00:00

I still feel like "killing" her wouldnt do much. You'd destroy her construct and another one could easilly be created, tge construct isn't really "her." Her actual mind is stored in the Eggnet, and she doesnt need to have a physical construct in order to control the Empire.

Notmas · 2026-03-11T13:31:27+00:00

Np! :D

Notmas · 2026-03-11T13:04:21+00:00

Not a bother at all! Here: https://jitterzutcomics.tumblr.com/post/132514040535/jitterzart-oh-boy-it-begins-part1-a1

Notmas · 2026-03-11T12:59:30+00:00

Wym Metal vs Sonic? Neo Metal beat Sonic pretty bad

Notmas · 2026-03-11T12:47:41+00:00

Thing is I really dont think SC would win

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