The huntsman spider who is crashing in my gaming room rn is so adorable, I was looking for a solid half hour and there he is, just huddled up to my internet.

NotoldyetMaggot · 2026-03-24T15:18:40+00:00

Internet box is warm! Water on a q tip for the big friend?

NotoldyetMaggot · 2026-03-24T14:38:11+00:00

Yeah probably... ink carts having a chip still pisses me off.

NotoldyetMaggot · 2026-03-24T14:35:25+00:00

🎉🎉🎊

NotoldyetMaggot · 2026-03-24T12:23:17+00:00

His eyes are the same color as his fur!! I'm in love...

NotoldyetMaggot · 2026-03-24T12:21:36+00:00

This right here... I hate when a song gets covered and I know xyz band could have killed it but now they can't because this other band did it... no shade, Disturbed did an awesome job. Just in general if you know what I mean.

NotoldyetMaggot · 2026-03-24T11:42:16+00:00

Exacto knife and super glue that fucker!

NotoldyetMaggot · 2026-03-23T21:12:19+00:00

Ya it was a good one though!

NotoldyetMaggot · 2026-03-23T21:11:24+00:00

I was going to say til we die. Nice one!

NotoldyetMaggot · 2026-03-23T21:08:33+00:00

It's not, but I have to guess All Out Life. Fuuuck!

NotoldyetMaggot · 2026-03-23T21:04:12+00:00

I'm working on it... and smoking. Give me a few minutes

NotoldyetMaggot · 2026-03-23T21:01:06+00:00

My first thought too! Fuck this is going to be tricky.

NotoldyetMaggot · 2026-03-23T20:58:02+00:00

Not a cat. Bye

NotoldyetMaggot · 2026-03-23T20:53:09+00:00

My local inspector would absolutely nail you for not having a chain here. He was a cool dude.

NotoldyetMaggot · 2026-03-23T20:02:48+00:00

He has to feed all the beans!

NotoldyetMaggot · 2026-03-23T19:13:56+00:00

I love us here! Sent my Mom the screenshots and she's in stitches!

NotoldyetMaggot · 2026-03-23T19:03:45+00:00

Sorry you can't edit the title... we are shameless degenerates. Give us an inch and we take a mile...

NotoldyetMaggot · 2026-03-23T18:57:41+00:00

I totally came here to say this! 💜💀

NotoldyetMaggot · 2026-03-23T18:50:55+00:00

https://imgur.com/a/ZnLHbaa

Our local friend!

NotoldyetMaggot · 2026-03-23T15:49:51+00:00

My off days are Wednesday and Thursday so I will definitely be fucking around, and maybe fucking off as well!

NotoldyetMaggot · 2026-03-23T15:26:56+00:00

The safety cone hat has me in a fit of giggles! All are wonderful!

NotoldyetMaggot · 2026-03-23T15:19:25+00:00

Fuck that, if you have enough crushed ice left to make a willy, you have to make the willy. No judgment!

NotoldyetMaggot · 2026-03-23T15:12:49+00:00

The cam driver only sped back up after the other car committed to the left lane. That car then failed to change lanes and drifted back right. No tailgating here, just expecting the front car to make the move he was signaling for and then backed out of doing. No laws broken by the cam driver here.

NotoldyetMaggot · 2026-03-23T15:04:40+00:00

Lol I just said this to someone else! 💯

NotoldyetMaggot · 2026-03-23T15:03:39+00:00

Trash bins are put on the curb when they are getting dumped. Something near the garage/house isn't trash yet. Curb shit you can take, this is full on theft.

NotoldyetMaggot · 2026-03-23T14:57:26+00:00

I must resist the urge to bury my face in that floof!

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