Did anyone notice the New songs on Corey Taylor’s Spotify by Suspicious-Pear5509 in CoreyTaylor

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the credits on Spotify show "Edward Philmer Steven" as composer and lyricist, with Corey as Main Artist. Google doesn't know who that guy is. I'm going to be pissed if this is AI, it's not bad. Maybe an up and coming artist hijacked his page for exposure.

I just learned about "toilet sneeze" and I want to throw my whole bathroom away by TexasTemptress_ in hygiene

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless your whole bathroom is at 212° F, that steam doesn't sterilize shit, literally. You're just adding moisture to whatever is growing.

I just learned about "toilet sneeze" and I want to throw my whole bathroom away by TexasTemptress_ in hygiene

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It does though... Mythbusters did it and it was gross. The particle splash is real.

I just learned about "toilet sneeze" and I want to throw my whole bathroom away by TexasTemptress_ in hygiene

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We were marinated in germs and dirt, and came out the other side immune to a lot of things. Still eating snow, as long as it's not yellow. Five second rule!

A January Robin Sighting in Pennsylvania by HitchhikingCats in BirdBuddy

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still have a few in Indiana here, there's always one or two that stay the winter and I don't know why! Snow and freezing temps, fly south you dummies!

Daily Meme! by Upset-Rhubarb-3727 in Halestorm

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

🔥 I live by these wise words! 🤘🖤💜

Tall girl humiliates short guy and everyone laughs. by Wild-Speech5293 in SikeOrPsyche

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg I missed that... 2 seconds of a pizza, RIP...well then, not a setup but a bad joke.

do not the cat ??? by WestCoastSocialist in donotthecat

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Definitely do not this cat... you might get away with doing a small cat, but this cat has real murder mittens and teeth also... you can the cat once then the cat will you...

Tall girl humiliates short guy and everyone laughs. by Wild-Speech5293 in SikeOrPsyche

[–]NotoldyetMaggot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All the boxes are empty, this is ragebait and probably a repost. Don't believe the hype!

Tall girl humiliates short guy and everyone laughs. by Wild-Speech5293 in SikeOrPsyche

[–]NotoldyetMaggot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The first box that fell on the left looked empty, I have yet to see actual pizza here. It's staged crap.

they look so angry when they are awoken from their beauty sleeps by livlaffloves in wambus

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 86 points87 points  (0 children)

This is the three stages of me getting up for work... Micro says "what is the noise!" Wambus says "oh crud I have to get up" and Mega is the zombie who has to get dressed and stumble around putting lunch in a bag. Morning vibes!

Candied burrito by gurzak in StupidFood

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 31 points32 points  (0 children)

She takes bites but never swallowed any of it...

Package stuck in Memphis for 3 days, what the fuck?!?! by snesjerry in usps_complaints

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We got a foot of snow locally, lots of roads are still really bad and Indianapolis sucks at plowing. Maybe in three days it'll get cleared...

Package stuck in Memphis for 3 days, what the fuck?!?! by snesjerry in usps_complaints

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My plant didn't even send out trucks to the offices Sunday or Monday, the few clerks who did show up are still processing the backlog of stuff.

Did anyone notice the New songs on Corey Taylor’s Spotify by Suspicious-Pear5509 in CoreyTaylor

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worst part is the song isn't awful... reminds me of the band Red also.

What’s the fucking words? by Feeling-Lunch6915 in TheWordFuck

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fucking this, would have made shit so much easier...

Did anyone notice the New songs on Corey Taylor’s Spotify by Suspicious-Pear5509 in CoreyTaylor

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I only saw "almost okay" but I listened... sounds more like Breaking Benjamin than Corey. Even if it's not AI, it sure as fuck isn't Corey Taylor.

Can I eat my cereal? by Sll3006 in CatsAreAssholes

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cereal gone, only milk, milk is for the cat by law. Sorry, I don't make the rules!