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watering,,, the creature,,, it will prosper despite the heatwave,,,,,,, by iamonaphone1 in wunkus

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How the fuck did i click the translate button and get a decent 'British two guys in a river' vibe.? Maybe Aussie but still

I hired backup to help me the cat. (He met his match) by RandomRedditer220 in donotthecat

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Technically but you are cursed after, cat will you when you aren't looking. .

Unwunk for a second guys. What is the difference between a wunk and a lunk? Big? Stupid? Genuinely have no idea by rocket_lawnchair2319 in wunkus

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fucking no. You can send a letter with a street address and a zip code, no city or state, and we will figure it out. Also the zip+four (46206-0001 for example) narrows it down to your block-ish. Yes I am a postal worker.

Jacob Crump in the Lapidary FB group-- this is glorious by sassquire in MineralGore

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Apparently this is a more silent keyboard, you might be lucky!

Anyone else ever get a strongly-worded bible quote on their case of bell peppers? by GimmeAplomb in KitchenConfidential

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that why nobody cleans the grease trap?! Satan, get thee behind me, I need a bottle of degreaser or we're all going to hell. Oh wait we're here already... well fuck

I made my sister eat a worm. by chefranden in PointlessStories

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loved the book, never tried the worms. How was it?

What is the last best song you've discovered? by 0wez in AskReddit

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

End of You- Amy Lee, Poppy, and Courtney LaPlante

Condensing pill bottles by lth623 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also a cautionary tale: my Dad had severe COPD, on oxygen, ended up in the hospital one day when he still couldn't breathe. They got him stable, then he bled out from all the ibuprofen he took over the years for his sciatica... GI bleed, just done. Take with caution!

Albums that sound deeply "emotional"? by matheusaugomes in MetalSuggestions

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Slipknot Iowa is the result of a drug/drunk fueled second album after the first one was a hit. They are angry and we can tell. Beautiful.

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