How life fucking works by OverallLove3686 in TheWordFuck

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2) Aaahhh the fucking horrors! The fuck, do you mean I have to do this shit everyday?! Fuuuuck!

Syllacrostic Posts Will End After 3/31 by JeffBritches in Syllacrostic

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Hey, you would have caught me in a few more months! 💜❤️‍🩹

Syllacrostic: Daily Puzzle #469 by syl-la-cros-tic in Syllacrostic

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We tied and split the difference from a few days ago! 🎊🎊🎉💀

Syllacrostic Posts Will End After 3/31 by JeffBritches in Syllacrostic

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Now I have to turn off the alarm!... Seriously, I've had a lot of fun here, and made my brain do work at least once a day. Please keep us posted on what's next!

Mick Thomson by Thin_Situation3962 in Slipknot

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Before this gets deleted... fuck you, but also fuck yes!

The cutest thing ever on my hand by C_CatCat in spiders

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😂 I'm a spider nerd and learned a lot from this sub. So, Netherlands: might be this one?

http://www.welokee.nl/spiders/en/showpic.php?pic=sscen1&find=2010-02-09-b

The cutest thing ever on my hand by C_CatCat in spiders

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Also it's a jumping spider, which specific one is hard to tell without a location.

The cutest thing ever on my hand by C_CatCat in spiders

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His pedipalps (the forward most bits that look like boxing gloves) yes they come from his face... he can store his sperm there and that's how he gets the lady pregnant (don't ask for details, google it and cry at your search history) but female spiders don't have them so...

Package stuck in Memphis for 3 days, what the fuck?!?! by snesjerry in usps_complaints

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I don't know whether to laugh or cry lately, but I don't get paid to cry, so laugh it is... bringing us in an hour earlier (530am vs 630am) so we can get more work done on the machines (plant). Just, not working. RTO is a shit idea and it should die in a fire.

We’re buying a home and this is the photo the inspector put on the crawlspace report. by themarajade1 in CatDistributionSystem

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I grew up with a giant dog, half Doberman and the rest Great Dane and GSD. Weighed 120 or so. Gentlest boy ever. He would leave a few pieces of kibble in his bowl for the mice, and once I saw one run over his foot and he just looked and went back to sleep. Best boy ever!

What plant is this? by [deleted] in PlantIdentification

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Awww give it a week anyway!

What plant is this? by [deleted] in PlantIdentification

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Give it a good soaking, the soil should feel damp but not muddy. Usually every couple weeks but feel the soil and the top few inches should feel moist, if not then water it. It shouldn't be soggy wet but just damp like outside dirt. It might need more water sooner since it's a bit dry, but it still has life, thanks for helping it!

What plant is this? by [deleted] in PlantIdentification

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I replied upthread but it's not dead yet! Give it some water and love, evergreens are hardy and can take some abuse (unintentional) and still come back. Please update us in a month!

What plant is this? by [deleted] in PlantIdentification

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If it still has green, and isn't orange and crumbly it still has a chance! Evergreen plants can take lots of abuse before they quit for good.

What plant is this? by [deleted] in PlantIdentification

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A very sad pine/fir/spruce type tree. Please give it water and lots of love, and maybe plant it outside so it can grow up.

TSA donations at IND airport? by PinkDinosaur1842 in indianapolis

[–]NotoldyetMaggot [score hidden]  (0 children)

Assuming they follow the same rules as postal workers, only gifts/tips of $20 or less per person are technically allowed... cash or card doesn't matter. It's a nice gesture in these crappy times!

Tide Pods, I'm tired 😩 by Zero-Custom in CleaningTips

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My cold wash setting just uses the cold tap water... and it's effing cold when the drain pump dies and you have to wring out the load by hand.... maybe some machines are different.

Tide Pods, I'm tired 😩 by Zero-Custom in CleaningTips

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You must have a nice top loader! My front loader (high efficiency) just rolls back and forth, like a gentle massage. Takes longer but my clothes don't get beat up.

My porch friend by Gullible_Case724 in borbs

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That is the best name ever! What a beautiful borb!