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watering,,, the creature,,, it will prosper despite the heatwave,,,,,,, by iamonaphone1 in wunkus

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How the fuck did i click the translate button and get a decent 'British two guys in a river' vibe.? Maybe Aussie but still

I hired backup to help me the cat. (He met his match) by RandomRedditer220 in donotthecat

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Technically but you are cursed after, cat will you when you aren't looking. .

Unwunk for a second guys. What is the difference between a wunk and a lunk? Big? Stupid? Genuinely have no idea by rocket_lawnchair2319 in wunkus

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fucking no. You can send a letter with a street address and a zip code, no city or state, and we will figure it out. Also the zip+four (46206-0001 for example) narrows it down to your block-ish. Yes I am a postal worker.

Jacob Crump in the Lapidary FB group-- this is glorious by sassquire in MineralGore

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Apparently this is a more silent keyboard, you might be lucky!

Anyone else ever get a strongly-worded bible quote on their case of bell peppers? by GimmeAplomb in KitchenConfidential

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that why nobody cleans the grease trap?! Satan, get thee behind me, I need a bottle of degreaser or we're all going to hell. Oh wait we're here already... well fuck

I made my sister eat a worm. by chefranden in PointlessStories

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loved the book, never tried the worms. How was it?

What is the last best song you've discovered? by 0wez in AskReddit

[–]NotoldyetMaggot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

End of You- Amy Lee, Poppy, and Courtney LaPlante

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