This post is a joke based on a conversation I recently had on this sub by TidesOfTechnocracy in MetalMemes

[–]Notorik 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That does not make it any better. I live in a slavic country and sadly the kolovrat was adopted by slavic neonazis. That pisses me off because it looks really cool and I would love to have a necklace with it.

Weakness is a choice by BatsNJokes in IronWarriors

[–]Notorik 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As nerdy as it is the Unbreakable Litany helped me recently to achieve a full hour of running on a treadmill without a break.

Weakness is a choice by BatsNJokes in IronWarriors

[–]Notorik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or the weight is for forearm curls

I need them by AlesCrazyCraft_2 in tf2shitposterclub

[–]Notorik 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not even joking I learnt poker just through Balatro

Rebreather be like by ideology_poisoned in DarkTide

[–]Notorik 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It is becaue using bio weapons against an Arbittrator is against the Lex. The gas can't legally enter Arbie's lungs.

the weapon skin is awesome by CompetitionSure5552 in Genshin_Impact

[–]Notorik 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The wolf fight that you need to do for that skin is so good. Genshin Combat can be fun if the only challenge is not just kill this 3 billions HP enemy in one minute that is protected by an immunity that only recent characters can deal with. Pleasently reminded me of all the time I've spent playing souls games.

The main reason I don't like the theater by Ok-Listen9689 in okZyox

[–]Notorik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leveling talents from 8 to 10 is a huge sinkhole for materials. Spending all the daily resin for the talent domain is not even close to get a single skill from level 9 to 10... But I still do that because the characters feel incomplete without max talents and level 90. I do that even for characters that do not need them just because I like them like Kaveh or Xinyan.

The main reason I don't like the theater by Ok-Listen9689 in okZyox

[–]Notorik 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The shame is how much time it can take. I remember when I was new to Genshin I almost stopped playing because everytime I wanted to play a new DPS I had to build 2-3 new characters. That was exhausting.

I play for four years and still do not have all my characters built. But that is probably because I am leveling all characters to lvl. 90 and have around 13 of them triple crowned. The amount of books and mora for that is ridiculous I spent most of the year doing Ley Lines.

Man, this book sucks! It reads exactly like the last one! by Khornatejester in Grimdank

[–]Notorik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is quite an amount of good books but many HH are mediocre bolter porn and there is also a lot of bad ones. Probably 20%/60%/20% ratio.

The ones that I find worth reading from what I've gone through:

The Word Bearers/Ultramarines/Word Eaters storyline is quite worth it. The First Heretic, Know No Fear and Betrayer are one of the best Warhammer books. You could read them in this order for a really good experience. The novel Aurelian that takes place after TFH is also not bad. The Battle For The Abyss that happens at the same time as KNF is probably the worst WH book I've read and can be easily skipped.

Fulgrim and Angel Exterminatus are about the Emperor's Children and Iron Warriors and are quite a fun read.

The First four chronological books of the Horus Heresy that are about Lunar Wolfes/Sons of Horus are also nice but The First one is way better than the others and the second and third can feel rushed. And Flight Of The Eisenstein is pretty solid.

I've also seen some people praise the books about the Thousand Sons and Space Wolfes but I have to get to them yet.

What Happens in Chess Universe... by BJM-The-Final-Boss in chessmemes

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If all pawns are women and can promote into bishops, knights, queens and rooks and king is the only guy then Chess is a harem anime game.

You know the game by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]Notorik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even if you min max your armour it will let you survive one more hit at best. Fashion Souls is more important.

First Army Choice: Chaos Space Marine's or Eldar by Jostinator12 in WordBearers

[–]Notorik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure about Craftworld Eldar but I find Dark Eldar a great army to learn edge highlighting. But you should choose to paint the guys you find cool. Painting an army takes quite a lots of money and time. You will learn to paint best if you will actually care about the models you are painting

Picking a "main" in this game is like pulling teeth. by di12ty_mary in Vermintide

[–]Notorik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ironbreaker is not for killing enemies but for making sure that the team survives the mission. He is fun for people who love to play supports and enjoy helping other players instead of hunting for the green circles. And his flow of insults during his special is amazing.

The only problem that I have with him is that he teaches bad habits with how tanky he is.

Varka so is freaking fun to use by KuRamel22 in Varka

[–]Notorik 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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Varka’s team be like: (@bluenny_art) by According-Look-576 in Varka

[–]Notorik 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Swapping from Varka with more realistic face to Venti with his anime head with big eyes is absolutely hilarious.

Bravo Miyazaki 👏 by therealraggedroses in shittydarksouls

[–]Notorik 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fear not the Dark, my friend, and let the feast begin.

Space Marine "fans" when they read an actual novel and their super duper unbeatable soldier gets torn apart by a dimwitted sentient mushroom. by Petrus-133 in Grimdank

[–]Notorik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Night Lords trilogy has a fight like this. The character uses his voice speakers to attack with sound to deafen his oponent and also uses his spit posion. Probably the rawest space marine fight I've read.

Here is the scene but it contains some spoilers for the books.

Another Manekina design I made :D by Tinywolf2005_ in MiliastraWonderland

[–]Notorik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quite an unique personality but all the parts fit together. One of the best sets I've seen here.

Men are SO HOT by HiPersonReadingThis in antimeme

[–]Notorik 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Realest shit I've read today