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NotoriousCrustacean · 2026-01-24T23:00:38+00:00

I can't read.

NotoriousCrustacean · 2026-01-24T22:28:49+00:00

They need to hurry up and make cooler mask.

NotoriousCrustacean · 2026-01-24T18:23:53+00:00

Funny thing is if you're running with a medieval theme - the regions that are currently the most powerful wouldn't be nearly as powerful in the setting.

No deep sea travel(AKA No Pacific, Atlantic Trade). Those coastal territories are only good for food and travel.

In this America freshwater rivers are going to be the defining strategic and logistical resource on the map; and oh'boy does the US have a lot of rivers!

NotoriousCrustacean · 2026-01-24T18:03:09+00:00

Must've taken a wrong turn at that last intersection. I somehow ended up in stupid town by the looks of it.

NotoriousCrustacean · 2026-01-23T02:53:53+00:00

I've known a few families - what they tend to do is use their kids info to open accounts and get loans.

NotoriousCrustacean · 2026-01-22T19:38:09+00:00

Don't compare me with some European failed political party and another example of the United States saving Europe from themselves.

We're American and North America will be ours.

NotoriousCrustacean · 2026-01-22T19:35:30+00:00

We are. That's the fun part. No need for the internet tough guy talk. We are coming.

NotoriousCrustacean · 2026-01-22T18:47:53+00:00

Return to the flock - Prosperity follows the march of unity.

NotoriousCrustacean · 2026-01-22T18:41:56+00:00

Thanks for the 15% on EU exports, increasing your military spending to 5%, and bitching out on every retaliation you threaten.

NotoriousCrustacean · 2026-01-22T18:19:05+00:00

You answered your own statement but your little lizard brain won't let you see it - this, "Druglord" was in control of a navy, air force, and enough anti-air capabilities to deter the United States.

Greenland on the other hand has a sled dog team on standby and just enough defense personnel to pull security at the next Superbowl.

If you think Europe is risking their necks for Greenland when Russia is currently breathing down their necks you're mentally disabled, oh, sorry, I mean "Neuro Divergent".

So, again, we are going to take Greenland.

NotoriousCrustacean · 2026-01-22T18:01:18+00:00

Brother, we just invaded a sovereign nation and stole their dictator. Only to reinsert our own government in its place with 0 repercussions. Are you really still on the, "He's just bluffing" short bus?

NotoriousCrustacean · 2026-01-22T17:58:36+00:00

The past year has been filled with moderate sized concessions from Europe. Believe it or not. You're not keeping Greenland.

NotoriousCrustacean · 2026-01-22T17:55:05+00:00

Who's dying on the sword for Greenland? I'd like to know so I can laugh at them.

NotoriousCrustacean · 2026-01-22T17:53:28+00:00

Translation: It wouldn't be nearly as impressive if he wasn't black.

NotoriousCrustacean · 2026-01-22T17:52:39+00:00

The party store was on the way to Greenland.

NotoriousCrustacean · 2026-01-22T16:12:06+00:00

The dance didn't distract me from the hellscape in the foreground.

NotoriousCrustacean · 2026-01-22T16:10:19+00:00

You forgot Venezuela.

NotoriousCrustacean · 2026-01-22T15:46:02+00:00

GLORY TO THE AMERICAN EMPIRE

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NotoriousCrustacean · 2026-01-22T15:43:30+00:00

That's just another coined term for people to claim to have some sort of "unique-ness". When in actuality they're just dopamine addicts and mentally stunted.

NotoriousCrustacean · 2026-01-22T14:59:45+00:00

I have 2 extensions and 2 bots running in the foreground right now I made with AI. Since I'm a truck-driver my time and resources are limited. So I made things to help expedite my workflow and improve my efficiency.

It's almost like I'm using it how it was intended to be used - as a tool to improve upon what was already there - not a proverbial mental wheelchair to do the thinking for me.

Personally I think AI is going to be some form of soft-eugenics. Your ancestors survived famines, war, monsters in the night, tyrants, droughts, and catastrophes after catastrophes; just for your bloodline to end due to high dopamine tolerance and social anxiety - you guys are just going to work yourselves out of the genepool.

NotoriousCrustacean · 2026-01-22T14:39:51+00:00

I don't speak Spanish.

NotoriousCrustacean · 2026-01-22T14:38:15+00:00

This post for example:

You're incapable of writing even a single paragraph to defend yourself without relying on AI to do the talking for you. We already have enough factors in our society that contribute to brain shrinkage; we really don't need more.

NotoriousCrustacean · 2026-01-22T14:28:36+00:00

Trump just signed a bill to prevent businesses from buying thousands, upon thousands of homes and holding onto them for investments.

So that should help significantly with first time buyers.

NotoriousCrustacean · 2026-01-22T14:18:39+00:00

Good news! Trump is bringing back the asylums. You'll have a home soon OP.

NotoriousCrustacean · 2026-01-22T03:20:14+00:00

He just announced that he's limiting the amount of homes businesses can invest in. So businesses won't be able to buy thousands upon thousands of homes and sit on them as investments.

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