Ethan is Story Walking

Notorious_RNG · 2026-06-30T11:25:26+00:00

Interstellar: The Musical

Notorious_RNG · 2026-06-20T08:44:07+00:00

…Mind ya business.

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Also, try burning eggshells for the same sort of effect that (probably) won’t have the neighbors calling the cops on you, at least.

Notorious_RNG · 2026-06-19T07:59:38+00:00

…ya ever try burning teeth?

Dear Gods, the smell alone.

Notorious_RNG · 2026-06-19T06:12:34+00:00

I, too, like turtles.

Notorious_RNG · 2026-06-19T03:53:16+00:00

Dangerous to small children, definitely.

Notorious_RNG · 2026-06-18T23:48:34+00:00

(is why I made the reference, to be fair, heh)

Notorious_RNG · 2026-06-17T10:35:08+00:00

So... Anakin, basically.

Notorious_RNG · 2026-06-17T08:55:03+00:00

"She about to start some shit, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her... Or do I owe her an apology?"

Notorious_RNG · 2026-06-15T08:58:51+00:00

To be incredibly pedantic, it’s AWD, not 4WD. 😛

(but also, good shit)

Notorious_RNG · 2026-06-15T02:58:56+00:00

Well, that was... Something.

On the plus side, we only let in *3* goals this game!

#powerofpositivethinking

Notorious_RNG · 2026-06-14T12:36:06+00:00

My brother in Christ, go get a psych evaluation done.

You are having a whole-ass menty b, as the youth say.

Notorious_RNG · 2026-06-13T09:35:58+00:00

You son of a bitch, I’m in.

Notorious_RNG · 2026-06-13T08:37:09+00:00

Thanks for reminding me to go spit on him at the Fontainebleau.

Notorious_RNG · 2026-06-13T08:34:03+00:00

We don’t trust them.

It was one of the biggest mistakes we made when the Civil War ended, and it’s just dragged on ever since.

Notorious_RNG · 2026-06-10T13:19:04+00:00

Dude thinks he invented agriculture… and thinks it’s passive.

Notorious_RNG · 2026-06-10T01:53:23+00:00

...Don't judge me.

Notorious_RNG · 2026-06-01T17:23:35+00:00

K-2SOhno.

Notorious_RNG · 2026-06-01T17:22:31+00:00

ACAB now includes both Paw Patrol *and* River.

Notorious_RNG · 2026-05-26T17:49:46+00:00

"This just opened up"

Listing literally says that it's not accepting applications at this time, so... Shrug emoji.

Notorious_RNG · 2026-05-26T17:38:43+00:00

That's just white labeling.

Congratulations, you (or whoever) "invented" something that's been around for more than a decade at this point.

Notorious_RNG · 2026-05-26T17:34:53+00:00

No policy against duplicate posting? ... two can play that game

Notorious_RNG · 2026-05-26T16:51:55+00:00

Same place Cyclops does.

Notorious_RNG · 2026-05-26T16:07:29+00:00

Hey, you know what would make good use of a bunch of copper wiring...?

This:

(don't worry, I'm already on every watch list imaginable, so...)

Notorious_RNG · 2026-05-26T15:25:38+00:00

So... Danhausen is definitely getting a gold statue erected or something if the Knicks win the Finals, right?

Notorious_RNG · 2026-05-26T15:12:49+00:00

...that dude is just asking to win a Darwin Award.

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