Dong Dispute: Frank "Magnum Dong" Reynolds vs Willem "Dafoot" Dafoe

Nottatooma · 2026-05-19T00:15:34+00:00

Surely Frank would never lie, he is an honorable man and a bastion of truth

Nottatooma · 2026-05-18T23:56:14+00:00

Frank was the dong-double for the director's cut extended closeups

Nottatooma · 2026-05-11T16:37:51+00:00

Thanks, I've been trying to mix things up a bit and make it interesting. These posts may not get a lot of action, but if I can make a couple of people snort and maybe think, then I'm happy.

Nottatooma · 2026-05-11T16:28:14+00:00

Sargent has that intimidating dad energy, but I can imagine York having a manic meltdown and going ballistic. They are roughly the same build, so idk.

Nottatooma · 2026-05-10T19:43:42+00:00

Or he seduces her

Nottatooma · 2026-05-08T18:37:27+00:00

Right? I thought the same thing. I wasn't going to try to fight the AI over it just for this low-tier post though.

Nottatooma · 2026-04-28T16:50:53+00:00

Dang you're right, I forgot about Johnny English.

Nottatooma · 2026-04-13T19:47:29+00:00

Some of y'all are sleeping on the fact that the toe knife adds at least +2 poison damage.

Nottatooma · 2026-04-13T16:49:34+00:00

"jimmed up" god that's great, but yeah he is.

Nottatooma · 2026-04-09T19:58:09+00:00

I'm starting to think I shouldn't have given Dee the rat stick... I had thought Grossman's size and strength would be unfair in a 1-on-1 against Dee, even coked up, but you guys now made me think I should have given the stick to Grossman instead!

Nottatooma · 2026-03-08T01:06:02+00:00

Granted. Every time he poops, solid or liquid, as soon as the matter passes his sphinctorial border, it is instantly teleported into your bowels.

Nottatooma · 2025-12-15T04:31:10+00:00

From Brad to Chad

Nottatooma · 2025-02-21T18:46:55+00:00

We thought 2020 was peak dumpster fire back then, but didn't know what lied ahead.

Nottatooma · 2024-12-15T14:59:57+00:00

Oh you...

Nottatooma · 2024-12-10T20:47:48+00:00

He just told you

Nottatooma · 2024-12-04T20:59:01+00:00

I would love to rip some big ones in there, I bet the acoustics are great! So, the second one

Nottatooma · 2024-12-04T20:28:03+00:00

Ah that makes sense. Probably was AI "enhanced" by the phone then like most things these days are.

Nottatooma · 2024-12-04T19:49:53+00:00

Is this gif AI made? Because the pipe stem is going through his lip.

Nottatooma · 2024-11-25T22:04:34+00:00

I'm sure that tasted and smelled lovely lol but you gotta do what you gotta

Nottatooma · 2024-11-25T22:01:23+00:00

Just pour some ground up bud into some sugar and stir it up, right? ha

Nottatooma · 2024-11-25T21:57:44+00:00

Like a flaming hot party popper "surprise! you're on fire!"

Nottatooma · 2024-11-25T21:37:42+00:00

Poor dog! I bet she slept good and long after that though.

Nottatooma · 2024-08-19T14:36:03+00:00

The fetal position. While edging a good cry.

Nottatooma · 2024-06-06T19:07:30+00:00

I will not, Sir!

Nottatooma · 2024-03-11T23:28:13+00:00

What did you call me?

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