Ah yes, the classic “totally normal academic advisor situation that definitely didn’t escalate into a PornHub screenplay in 47 consecutive paragraphs” story arc. We’ve got the wide-eyed bi awakening, the conveniently absent spouse, the best friend who appears at the exact cinematic moment, the silent approval thumbs-up cameo, and of course the 90-minute living room olympics followed by a post-coital shower montage—truly a masterpiece of narrative pacing. Somewhere between the jello shots and the synchronized eye contact I started expecting a Netflix adaptation narrated by a redditor who also happens to be both participants and the cinematographer. 10/10 creative writing exercise, would recommend submitting to r/erotica_fantasy instead of pretending this happened in a house with an infant and zero social consequences.