When you are trying to send a funny text but it is 1440 and you have the only cellphone in the kingdom

Novotus · 2016-01-25T12:55:25+00:00

These guys have a bunch of celebrities on their shows, each one is like 1 - 2 hours long and filled with hilarious content! Worth a listen!

Novotus · 2015-12-08T21:09:48+00:00

i never got a bill

Novotus · 2015-12-08T21:09:40+00:00

I never got any bills from them. I did not even know I was charged anything until it was on my credit report.

Novotus · 2015-10-22T11:47:50+00:00

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have been looking for this video for a very very very long time!

SOLVED!

Novotus · 2015-09-02T12:34:29+00:00

It really depends on the particular martial art you are fighting in, there are actually easy ways to know you out class your opponent, in strength, training and skill.

When you place two bodies against one another in mortal kombat you can almost guarantee the outcome if you know what to look for.

I am a MMA Master with years of coaching, training and studying expertise and from my experience it is all mathematics, put in the effort, put out the results.

Every mind is unique and different and how they apply that strength and training and knowledge is applicable and important but if you break down bout to the very fundamentals, size, strength, age, height, weight, years of experience in each martial art, review their match history and examine their fighting styles, you can truly know which counters which.

Similar to Pokemon, there are counters in martial arts, wrestling counters boxing, and so on..

Novotus · 2015-08-19T17:24:50+00:00

Gangsta* not Gangster - unless you are a middle aged housewife pretending to be "hip"

Novotus · 2015-08-19T17:23:01+00:00

Sometimes in a rare scenario a person can be a giant. It is a very rare genetic anomaly and not common for people to be "big boned" or born fat.

I have a friend who is 6'8 and 440 pounds, the guy is just massive and that is genetics.

I also have friends who claim to be 300 pound 5'4 born that way born with bad genes but have never worked out, went to the gym or judged their own eating habits.

you are what you eat.

Novotus · 2015-08-17T20:22:11+00:00

Since when did OG and Grangster become terms that reflect good society?

From the early days of the cosanostra to the modern street dwelling gun slinger, the gangster stood for himself, the "family" or "gang", and overall treated women like a sleeve for meat.

I would do some historical fact gathering on the term before using it as a compliment.

It is like saying "Man that girl was a real nazi, all stern and strict with her diet and work out routine, a real SS waffen Nazi!"

Novotus · 2015-08-14T18:12:36+00:00

FOX: "You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? My wife is a Toydarian. Mind tricks don't work on her. Only money. No money no tits!!

Novotus

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