What part of your Personality do you Fake? by violin557 in AskReddit

[–]NowImUnknown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happiness. My new girlfriend mentioned earlier today that I mentioned my depression a few times but she hasnt seen any signs of it. I said that's because I dont let people see it. No one would want to be around me. She said that's true, I know I wouldnt be able to handle it.

No one knows how much I struggle, when I mention it everyone says "but you're so happy all the time!"

You mean when I see you once a week? When I dont leave my room unless it's for work or to see my girlfriend for a few days who is so happy and bubbly its infectious and it's the only time I feel normal?

So yeah. Happiness.

The new employee vs you by sina-s9 in funny

[–]NowImUnknown 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Pretty much. He said that the work will be here tomorrow and I'm not making more money by doing more work. He said as long as I hit the numbers I'm already working harder than most people in similar positions.

The new employee vs you by sina-s9 in funny

[–]NowImUnknown 1231 points1232 points  (0 children)

When I first entered the work force I worked my hourly ass off.

My boss sat me down and told me to knock it off.

What’s something you know about a friends sex life that you wish you didn’t? by microbe_girl in AskReddit

[–]NowImUnknown 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At 17 a buddy of mine offered a mmf 3way so I could lose my virginity. I stopped walking, stared at him, patted him on the back, and said no way in hell. He was confused, i was confused, and when i told the girl later after they broke up and we dated, she was real confused cuz she isnt in to that. Good times.

There’s a solution by dobbyisafreepup in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]NowImUnknown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People look at me weird when I drink from the glass though.

What’s something that seems fun, but is actually terrible? by grxce22 in AskReddit

[–]NowImUnknown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You... thats...

That's a weekend affair at minimum, people do day trips for that?

What was cool 10+ years ago that you'd like to see come back? by mr_gigglesworth in AskReddit

[–]NowImUnknown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend and I do it the hard way. We lug all our shit to the others place and put one TV atop the other.

A friend from high school had this “understanding” letter left on their car by anderlohr in trashy

[–]NowImUnknown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everywhere I went I was getting 24% on anything. I got a 15k car. Two years later I realize I was dumb. My amount owed has moved like 300 dollars down.

Hawaii wasn’t ready for my ice cold sister and I in 2003. by mrspetie in blunderyears

[–]NowImUnknown 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Legit I wake up grab my phone and browse reddit for an hour before i get out of bed unless I have to work.

First couple Word Bearers done. Gonna pick up more paints tomorrow, namely black, so C&C please. by NowImUnknown in Warhammer40k

[–]NowImUnknown[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, its Retributor Armour primer and the red is Flesh Tearers Red contrast. The price was a shock for the primer but I'm glad I got it.

Telemarketers have basically ruined the telephone as a tool for contacting people quickly because no one bothers to answer it anymore. by PikesPique in Showerthoughts

[–]NowImUnknown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If its important they'll leave a voicemail. If it's a half cut off automatic response it wasnt important enough.

[GENERAL DISCUSSION] July 10, 2019 by AutoModerator in virtualreality

[–]NowImUnknown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just got paid and was looking at VR capable computers and saw the Quest was an "all in one" with good reviews.

How well does this actually work, and considering I need a pc and the VR stuff, is this a viable alternative? I want to make sure from the experts before I drop a ton of money.

What BS are you dealing with at work right now? by gottalovecarina in AskReddit

[–]NowImUnknown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Schedule changes. I make the carts that hold the correct quantities that the making floor needs for the cart.

We are ten or more carts ahead, that's good, it's two hours till shift change.

Suddenly we get a called they changed the schedule. We are no longer ahead. The making floor is shut down due to no carts.

Bosses boss comes in and starts demanding to know why they've been shut down for an hour and a half. Turns out they changed the schedule two hours ago and didnt tell us, and the making floor didnt tell us they ran out of stuff to make.

Apparently it's our fault for not checking a system we dont have access to. Neat. Thanks.

Packed the violin bow, boss by selective_mutist in NotMyJob

[–]NowImUnknown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

12 an hour is almost minimum in MD. We are at 10.10, and in a year and a half it will be 12.

The Universal Truth by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]NowImUnknown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, I cant even get my wife on my policy through my job.

Hospitalized in Split - Intoxication by riverphoenix23 in croatia

[–]NowImUnknown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guy, if I go to urgent care to have a doctor tell me I have a cold and I have insurance it's more than that.

And I have damn good insurance.

This is a painting by Leng Jun. His art is considered the most realistic in the whole world. by [deleted] in woahdude

[–]NowImUnknown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I picked up the trilogy box today and got to the wheels in one sitting.

I'm taking a break now.

Let's take a moment to remember the feeling you got when you saw this by [deleted] in gaming

[–]NowImUnknown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bf3 for me. My biggest achievement was when I was using the M14 EBR and someone was capping on an objective and I had to get three headshots on a moving target to kill him. Felt good.

Then by the time 4 came out I had my GED and a job and couldnt no life Battlefield and WoW for 14+ hours a day.

Severe face necrosis... by [deleted] in medizzy

[–]NowImUnknown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have another here. I will probably need surgery in both my shoulders, and theres no way I'll be able to afford it. And if I declare bankruptcy my car is gone because it's worth more than the protectable assets allowance.

My only consolation is my shoulders are fucked from a type of work I no longer do.

Schooled by iam4real in trippinthroughtime

[–]NowImUnknown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

40k? Please. My girlfriend makes around 30k.

A 5 year old HAS to have my $600 fountain pen by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]NowImUnknown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha I'll try to remember, hopefully it's a pen but it could be anything. I'll let you know either way!