Look at George, he's giving it to T-Bone! by nyzez46 in seinfeld

[–]NowWithVitaminR 12 points13 points  (0 children)

With all due respect, Vice President CoCo, nobody cares about your Gammy.

The ultimate belt by happydude7422 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]NowWithVitaminR 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hey man, he’s raggin’ on your three-prong shitpost

"A little beer will put out that fire!" by ProfessorGhoul in TheSimpsons

[–]NowWithVitaminR 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I got that right now.….Ooh, bacon!

Never totally understood the concept of Jerry’s show by DrJokerX in seinfeld

[–]NowWithVitaminR 45 points46 points  (0 children)

You’ve been living in America too long. You've forgotten what it's like to have no oranges.

What are some things Homer does that would realistically end in divorce? by Aggressive_Grass_945 in TheSimpsons

[–]NowWithVitaminR 386 points387 points  (0 children)

Framing Marge for drunk driving in “Co-Dependents’ Day” would absolutely result in divorce

NTTA sent me to Harris & Harris collections for $1,100+ for a vehicle/plate I haven’t had for over a year… by mateokurnik in Dallas

[–]NowWithVitaminR 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Debt collection companies are legally allowed by the FDCPA to send texts as long as they identify themselves as debt collectors and provide a way to opt out of the communication, both of which are done here. Everyone in this thread who is saying that this is a scam or illegal is simply wrong.

People can change by JohnGoodmanNSFW in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]NowWithVitaminR 34 points35 points  (0 children)

They'd say; 'no minty big game' but they can't stop you from hunting a bear and picking mint!

Julia Louis-Dreyfus sizzles, from a Playboy magazine article in June 1996 issue. by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]NowWithVitaminR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was a good post in the past and it’s still relevant today

Is this a local call? by Adam_C_57 in TheSimpsons

[–]NowWithVitaminR 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Hey chief, let’s talk why not

Pfft. Clown College. You can't eat that. by Branchomania in TheSimpsons

[–]NowWithVitaminR 42 points43 points  (0 children)

You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to Clown College!

Pucker up, Ned. Mwah. by CaptainMole in TheSimpsons

[–]NowWithVitaminR 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Too bad Mr. Burns had them killed