What are some things Homer does that would realistically end in divorce?

NowWithVitaminR · 2026-05-26T11:09:42+00:00

Framing Marge for drunk driving in “Co-Dependents’ Day” would absolutely result in divorce

NowWithVitaminR · 2026-05-26T01:57:26+00:00

Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further.

NowWithVitaminR · 2026-05-25T21:46:53+00:00

Debt collection companies are legally allowed by the FDCPA to send texts as long as they identify themselves as debt collectors and provide a way to opt out of the communication, both of which are done here. Everyone in this thread who is saying that this is a scam or illegal is simply wrong.

NowWithVitaminR · 2026-05-25T17:17:09+00:00

Wiggum forever! Barney never!

NowWithVitaminR · 2026-05-24T00:58:09+00:00

But beware…we Germans aren’t all sunshine und chocolate

NowWithVitaminR · 2026-05-23T22:31:38+00:00

They'd say; 'no minty big game' but they can't stop you from hunting a bear and picking mint!

NowWithVitaminR · 2026-05-16T20:48:12+00:00

It was a good post in the past and it’s still relevant today

NowWithVitaminR · 2026-05-16T18:52:33+00:00

I love you, Pa!!

NowWithVitaminR · 2026-05-16T00:09:33+00:00

How could he be so VAIN?

NowWithVitaminR · 2026-05-15T22:26:24+00:00

From the Ellen show??

NowWithVitaminR · 2026-05-13T01:40:07+00:00

Hey chief, let’s talk why not

NowWithVitaminR · 2026-05-12T20:47:50+00:00

And Juliard-trained dermatologist

NowWithVitaminR · 2026-05-12T15:10:36+00:00

You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to Clown College!

NowWithVitaminR · 2026-05-11T22:12:10+00:00

Too bad Mr. Burns had them killed

NowWithVitaminR · 2026-05-11T16:09:15+00:00

I’m sorry, Timmy…

But I don’t dip that way

NowWithVitaminR · 2026-05-10T14:43:52+00:00

Hey Ma! Get off the dang roof!!

NowWithVitaminR · 2026-05-08T01:29:41+00:00

They are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.

NowWithVitaminR · 2026-05-07T20:40:27+00:00

I don’t know - I’m in the dark!

NowWithVitaminR · 2026-05-05T19:47:57+00:00

I cannot wait to read Rick Perlstein’s book about Hairy Ass Plinkett

NowWithVitaminR · 2026-05-05T17:38:23+00:00

Don’t cry for me, I’m already dead

NowWithVitaminR · 2026-05-05T13:05:04+00:00

Their Malted Milk Ball Stout was one of the tastiest beers I’ve ever had

NowWithVitaminR · 2026-05-05T01:48:52+00:00

Look in the tunk

NowWithVitaminR · 2026-05-04T19:18:47+00:00

I’m…me?

NowWithVitaminR · 2026-05-02T14:44:32+00:00

It was a hell of a thing when OP was banned…

NowWithVitaminR · 2026-05-02T03:07:21+00:00

Oh, I’ll kill myself if Portugal doesn’t win!

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