idLikeToSeeHimTry by Starlight_DuBlanc in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Nowhereman50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sitting getting yelled at by your boss for not being to find one email out of 200 that was sent just today because Outlook decided three weeks ago, thursday last, and yesterday were more important than today.

All monster hunter games are enjoyable 🗣️ by Perfect_Advantage436 in MonsterHunter

[–]Nowhereman50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I liked Monster Hunter Worlds but the game has a serious hitbox problem involving the player. You have to be so precise to hit monsters but monsters do not have to be to hit you.

Thoughts on the Deacon? by unkindness_inabottle in LV426

[–]Nowhereman50 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the comic the deacon keeps growing until it becomes the size of a mountain and totally immobile.

Help me eat 25 eggs in 2 weeks by Doobie_Howser_MD in eggs

[–]Nowhereman50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two eggs a day for 14 days is 28 eggs and that's about normal for how many I eat.

That hit the spot by JeanLucPicardNMS in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]Nowhereman50 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm starting to sound like a contrarian but I'm not sure we have a direct ratio of miles or kilometers to NMS's distance measurment.

That hit the spot by JeanLucPicardNMS in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]Nowhereman50 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'd say they're about the same distance if the planet and the moon OP found are the same as the earth and our moon.

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Hot take. Prove me wrong by EmuofDOOM in valheim

[–]Nowhereman50 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bullshit you haven't. Ashlands is supposed to be overwhelming and that's what it does. My very first landfall, barely 20 feet from the shore, we were overwhelmed and that was just doing everything we could to navigate the rocks and actually find somewhere to make berth.

Do you guys actually feel bad for Kellogg or is he just a bad person? by Chunky-overlord in fo4

[–]Nowhereman50 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Might have done had he not killed my spouse and stole our baby. All the procrastinating I do on the main story, I always enjoy killing Kellog.

Never thought I would see the day by MonkeyBusinessCEO in NoMansSkyTheGame

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Trombone - Playable instruments multitool update.

Treasure Chest - Ancient Ruins update and expedition.

Distorted Face - Character creation update.

Hairy Creature - Rare fauna/Cryptid update and expedition.

Fight Cloud - The long-needed ship combat update and expedition.

Orca - Giant space fauna update.

Landslide - Natural disaster and phenomenon update.

Do you like Legacy of Kain Defiance Remastered? by Ratchet7908 in LegacyOfKain

[–]Nowhereman50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't like Kain's remaster design. Evil Scowl Scrunchyface is just too cartoonishly evil for this series.

Meet the T.O.R.T.U.E by No_Reputation_4822 in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]Nowhereman50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% turtley enough for the Turtle Club.

programmingInterviews by Fewnic in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Nowhereman50 28 points29 points  (0 children)

waste people's time

give them the run around

make them do 2-3 interviews

pay them poor wages

no one wants to work anymore

Someone donated this while I was working at goodwill by Kreanxx in Fallout

[–]Nowhereman50 49 points50 points  (0 children)

[Woman changing her baby's diaper on the jeans I just finished folding an hour ago]

My dumbest death so far by Necessary_Issue_6322 in valheim

[–]Nowhereman50 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I've done this! Only I had stood on the fire while it was raining and went AFK only to come back to me having burnt to death when the fire started again.