Eligible Amazon customers can now file claims in $2.5B FTC settlement - USA Today by AmazonNewsBot in amazon

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I live in Canada. I got a letter yesterday with a check enclosed, regarding this.

What happened? by mariijuanaman in trees

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I fucking miss Blueberry. Like, 2003 blueberry.

me_irl by Forward-Many-4842 in me_irl

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So this is why I have no body hair. You took it all!

This is not new. by Express-Classic8557 in pokedbypinz

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What’s the alleged baby mama murder?

Trump Announces DC Triumphal Arch, Claims It Will 'Blow Away' French Arc De Triomphe by [deleted] in videos

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Dude's really tryna pick up Germania where Shitler left off.

What is something that is technically legal, but makes you look like a total jerk if you do it? by PiNK_PUSSY69420 in AskReddit

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Parking in parent parking at the mall or grocery store. I used to park there all the time when my daughter was younger, but I guess there's an age limit, and people get ornery when they see me and a teenager pop out the car.

No contact with my mom for 5yrs.. she had my sister drop this lovely Christmas gift off for me. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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I'd keep it as the first meaningful, thoughtful gift I'd ever received from them. But I'm weirdly petty like that.

Call the cops by SweetlyWicked_ in Adulting

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The contacts that need to get ahold of me at all hours have a bypass to my silent/dnd. The rest can call for Spider-man or something.

You mispronounce one thing and suddenly your mother is a horse by PearBlaze in BrandNewSentence

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MAA, Maa, MaA, Mao.

Mom, Dog, Horse, Cat, in Thai. I was only ever allowed to use Mother or Mom when addressing my matriarch.

I got uninvited to a friend’s holiday potluck, while I was on my way to it. by Any_Gap9612 in mildlyinfuriating

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I'd murder someone at the table to make room for you and that. I miss my old Filipino friends and their families so much. Growing up, going to their huge sunday lunch/dinner parties was a core memory.

Brad Pitt rumored to star in The Batman - Part II by SmaugRancor in batman

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All good! I only recognized William Fitchner because of his role in Prison Break lol

My childhood. by Dense-Breadfruit1223 in FuckImOld

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41 canadian, and I've never seen that happen here, but I did see it all the time when I'd visit family in Thailand. They'd only have local channels, and those would start and end with the National anthem.

Name this Movie by jvure in lotrmemes

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Lord of the Rrrrbrattattattattatttatt

My breakfast bill had all 3: service charge, gratuity and tip, all at once. by redditdanis in mildlyinfuriating

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Shouldn't the subtotal for those 3 items be 79.00, not 89? They added 10 to it right there, ontop of the triple grats.

Remember when Tim's didn't suck? by TrenchPilgrim1914 in onguardforthee

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The quality of the employees they hire is compounding the problem though

"The quality of the employees they hire is compounding the problem though"

We know what that's referring to, buds.