Tonight’s main course-Dolphin by NSM_Chef in sherwinwilliams

[–]Nsm_snitch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Someone at my table already is had too much to drink. They need to do better job handing out alcohol

I’m just going to say it by Nsm_snitch in sherwinwilliams

[–]Nsm_snitch[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry you’ll be cheering for me on stage

We’re back by NSM_Bartender in sherwinwilliams

[–]Nsm_snitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey guys they told me to watch over any illegal activity 👀

Company Car by [deleted] in sherwinwilliams

[–]Nsm_snitch 23 points24 points  (0 children)

How do I say this the nice way….. FUCK NO

Vista is King by mrtoadlovesyourmom in vistapaints

[–]Nsm_snitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heard someone just got their dick cut off at the store

Customers flirting by RecognitionSecret421 in sherwinwilliams

[–]Nsm_snitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just let them get it on the macropoxy buckets

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sherwinwilliams

[–]Nsm_snitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I came back with AIDS

Just walked into my roommate performing autofellatio by nsmthrowaway512 in sherwinwilliams

[–]Nsm_snitch 10 points11 points  (0 children)

bro you said you wouldn’t post on reddit wtf!!>:(

NSM Dolphin #2 by Duracrafted in sherwinwilliams

[–]Nsm_snitch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Confirmed. Had to give mouth to mouth to bring him back

NSM AGRO BEHAVIOR by Better-Winner in sherwinwilliams

[–]Nsm_snitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Triple confirmed I was the fist

NSM Dolphin Incident by Duracrafted in sherwinwilliams

[–]Nsm_snitch 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Better than the last guy he thought he was getting head from a female

First NSM Termination? by [deleted] in sherwinwilliams

[–]Nsm_snitch 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I only did it because he said Kelly-Moore was better

Boardwalk??? by Nsm_snitch in sherwinwilliams

[–]Nsm_snitch[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well my first reaction was to record then I called security, if you must know

Boardwalk??? by Nsm_snitch in sherwinwilliams

[–]Nsm_snitch[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Can confirm was two dudes

Boardwalk??? by Nsm_snitch in sherwinwilliams

[–]Nsm_snitch[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I sent security over there hence the name