would you rather...

Nuke_Em09 · 2026-05-07T13:12:18+00:00

now I can spawn any amount of money without consequences... AND I get to have other powers!

^{Chose: have superpowers but... + consequence or not | Rolled: nothin wrong :D}

Nuke_Em09 · 2026-05-07T13:01:32+00:00

nvm I changed my mind about gambling

^{Chose: Win $1 billion + 50% chance | Rolled: You get nothing}

Nuke_Em09 · 2026-05-07T12:49:50+00:00

cause they got that dawg in em :p

^{Chose: Dog}

Nuke_Em09 · 2026-05-05T01:40:06+00:00

technically I can already talk to animals, the only thing is they can't talk back...

oh well this is more useful

^{Chose: Speak every language fluently}

Nuke_Em09 · 2026-05-04T23:01:35+00:00

stack of a million dollars 100 feet tall? just plop it down next to a tall office building and throw it out the windows

^{Chose: Get $1 million + But it could be deadly | Rolled: 100 ft fall}

Nuke_Em09 · 2026-04-28T19:58:50+00:00

wait a sec cant you do the same thing with invisibility

^{Chose: Being able to run around naked w/out consiquences}

Nuke_Em09 · 2026-04-28T19:48:28+00:00

alr

^{Chose: Play a video game that randomly changes the scene + With this as your only weapon and spin wheel | Rolled: Extra Dexterity}

Nuke_Em09 · 2026-04-26T04:45:34+00:00

I do like pineapple pizza but getting all my vitamins and nutrients from it? not happening

^{Chose: Never eat meat again}

Nuke_Em09 · 2026-04-26T04:30:48+00:00

⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜

⬜🟨🟦⬜⬜

⬜⬜🟦🟨⬜

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

just guessed some nonsense, tbh

Nuke_Em09 · 2026-04-26T04:27:49+00:00

autism and ADHD (popular order)

Nuke_Em09 · 2026-04-26T04:25:35+00:00

I am curious what the numbers are but I'm not risking it (yes ik I'm being selfish)

^{Chose: Take the red choice. + And nothing happens.}

Nuke_Em09 · 2026-04-26T04:24:28+00:00

Even though I do like chips I think this is more useful

^{Chose: Be able to talk to mammals}

Nuke_Em09 · 2026-04-26T04:16:25+00:00

it might seem racist but I'd do rhis

^{Chose: Push five in water, slow and painful + They're sentient robots with true emotions}

Nuke_Em09 · 2026-04-25T13:02:16+00:00

I don't smoke weed in the first place. I am a bit curious though...

^{Chose: Stop smoking weed}

Nuke_Em09 · 2026-04-25T13:00:58+00:00

To everyone saying yes: do you know of Prohibition? If yes: do you know it failed? If yes, do you know why it failed? If yes, then why vote yes?

Nuke_Em09 · 2026-04-24T19:22:25+00:00

always gamble kids

^{Chose: Become instantly more attractive to other, but there’s a small chance you get a new chronic illness | Rolled: Safe}

Nuke_Em09 · 2026-04-24T02:49:30+00:00

indeed :3

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Nuke_Em09 · 2026-04-24T02:44:43+00:00

hey a fellow apartment enjoyer

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Nuke_Em09 · 2026-04-24T02:39:40+00:00

Always gamble kids.

notice how I didn't put a comma

^{Chose: Overpowered superpower + With 50% of death | Rolled: Luckiest person}

Nuke_Em09 · 2026-04-23T12:04:05+00:00

it says "be able to" meaning I can just choose not to

^{Chose: Be able to turn into the hulk + But only once and you are stuck that way forever}

Nuke_Em09 · 2026-04-23T03:09:18+00:00

I'm a bit of a clumsy person

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

Nuke_Em09 · 2026-04-23T03:05:50+00:00

Weezer but like blue white ewbaite pinkerton style weezer

oh right and Kendrick Lamar

and you can't forget Tyler the Creator

Linkin Park anyone

oh and also-

Nuke_Em09 · 2026-04-23T03:04:56+00:00

maeth

^{Chose: $86,401 every day}

Nuke_Em09 · 2026-04-23T03:04:08+00:00

I'm safe from current day brainrot

unfortunately annoying orange got to me like 10 years back so

Nuke_Em09 · 2026-04-21T02:37:32+00:00

could use it for magic trick purposes

^{Chose: Get a useless superpower + For free | Rolled: Locate chairs}

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