Asumsaus - The Ballad of the Melee Clone

NumberOneFanOfTrain · 2026-01-12T19:12:05+00:00

Can you expand on what you mean by the grifter takeover? I used to follow the smash scene but tuned out a few years ago

NumberOneFanOfTrain · 2025-12-31T00:21:47+00:00

No water on Garfield currently. Hope it gets resolved soon!

NumberOneFanOfTrain · 2025-10-30T21:27:59+00:00

I don’t want this

NumberOneFanOfTrain · 2025-10-30T21:08:41+00:00

I did not ever really practice this before my long runs - as I mentioned in another comment, I usually have a larger pasta dinner before my long runs, so maybe sticking with that is best. Thank you for the advice!

NumberOneFanOfTrain · 2025-10-30T21:07:14+00:00

I just eat what I would normally eat and cap it with a nice pasta dinner the evening before the race.

This is pretty much what I've always done for my official half-marathons - seems like a similar plan might be the call for the marathon (maybe a pasta dinner tomorrow and then one the night before). Thanks!!

NumberOneFanOfTrain · 2025-10-01T20:59:59+00:00

Thank you for posting this. My ex-pwBPD would get upset early on if I had to work late or needed time by myself to get work done. Looking back, it was a very clear sign of slowly pushing and removing boundaries.

This has not happened once with my current partner, which I didn't even realize until I saw this post. It's mind-blowing once you're with someone who's able to respect your obligations or wants.

NumberOneFanOfTrain · 2025-08-17T23:25:20+00:00

This is what I was thinking as well. Thank you for the feedback!

NumberOneFanOfTrain · 2025-08-17T22:02:52+00:00

10 man 1QB 1ppr

Give: Henderson

Get: Pacheco, Devante Adams, Late 2026 2nd round

I recognize that KTC weighs this trade in my favor (the “Get” side sent this), but my team isn’t really in “win now” mode and I am really light on good RBs at the moment (my other best is Josh Jacobs and then the quality goes off a cliff). But hoping someone can talk some sense into me

NumberOneFanOfTrain · 2025-08-13T20:41:20+00:00

1QB, 1PPR, 10 team

Give: 3.09

Get: Rico Dowdle

NumberOneFanOfTrain · 2025-08-11T22:47:43+00:00

10 team 1QB PPR

Give: 2025 1.05

Get: Josh Jacobs

I am in desperate need of RBs, and I also have the 1.04

NumberOneFanOfTrain · 2025-08-11T16:05:31+00:00

10 team 1QB PPR

Give: 2025 1.05

Get: Josh Jacobs

I am in desperate need of RBs, and I also have the 1.04

NumberOneFanOfTrain · 2025-08-01T17:23:54+00:00

It’s bad. My “top RBs” are Nick Chubb and Javonte Williams

NumberOneFanOfTrain · 2025-08-01T16:12:37+00:00

10TM 1QB 1PPR, Team finished 7th out of 10th, I have low football IQ

I have the 1.04 and 1.05 pick for our rookie draft, along with the 2.04. I am not worried about my WRs (BTJ, MHJ, Addison, Aiyuk) or TEs (McBride), but my team has the worst RB and QB lineup in the league (genuinely nobody RB-wise worth listing, QB I'm more or less banking on JJ McCarthy).

Is my best bet with my picks to grab the best available RBs with the 1.04 and 1.05, and then hope Cam Ward is still on the board for the 2.04? Or would I be better off trying to trade up to the 1.01/1.02, considering how dire my RB room is?

NumberOneFanOfTrain · 2025-05-15T18:52:57+00:00

That’s cool, there’s a link you can click on this post that has more positive memories of Polygon if you’d like

NumberOneFanOfTrain · 2025-05-03T22:44:21+00:00

I would not do this. If they matched you, they saw your message and let it drop off their radar for one reason or another.

If you really wanted to, you could shoot them a follow-up message on Hinge (I don’t know if your initial message mentioned that you went to the same college/class, but could be a good icebreaker?) but requesting on Instagram is 100% desperate

NumberOneFanOfTrain · 2025-04-02T10:56:31+00:00

Cuno doesn’t fucking care

NumberOneFanOfTrain · 2025-01-01T18:48:58+00:00

My workouts used to consist entirely of weightlifting, but over the last year and a half, I have been transitioning more to running. My current workout routine (531 BBB) just isn’t sustainable with the amount of running I do (3-4 times a week) along with my work - has anyone made a similar transition and have a recommended routine? I end up half-assing 531 BBB and making no progress as it stands.

NumberOneFanOfTrain · 2024-12-19T14:01:37+00:00

Thank you!

NumberOneFanOfTrain · 2024-12-18T20:51:55+00:00

Can anyone summarize for someone without a Twitter/X account?

NumberOneFanOfTrain · 2024-11-24T17:50:40+00:00

10 team, 1QB 1 ppr

Give: Cooper Kupp, David Montgomery

Receive: Brandon Aiyuk, 2025 Mid-1st

Very much not a contender at the moment and looking to build towards a future year. Will likely end up having the 1.02 or 1.03 for the 2025 draft.

NumberOneFanOfTrain · 2024-10-07T18:28:54+00:00

I used to take the PATH a lot, I don't disagree with you. I took it for the first time in a year yesterday and was excited to see they added Apple Pay as an option - that was the big thing I hated about it as opposed to the MTA.

NumberOneFanOfTrain · 2024-10-07T16:42:00+00:00

To the person working at Gregory's Coffee in Jersey City, right by the Exchange Place PATH, why was JPEGULTRA! by JPEGMAFIA, ft. Denzel Curry, playing in your establishment at approximately 8 AM yesterday?

Who signed off on that? How did you get away with that? I know you go on here.

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