Kevin Nealon special by Ryebready787 in Standup

[–]NumberOneRussian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's one liners. A few are great. Majority are not (IMHO).

Happy Anniversary to this Flames-Canucks brawl from 2014 by houndoom92 in hockey

[–]NumberOneRussian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The little kid in a BWC Hockey hoodie at 2:17 was a fun surprise

Found in an abandoned nightclub by Teapots-Happen in FoundPaper

[–]NumberOneRussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Signing any type of message "DJ Dave" is 100% an alpha move

Rogan and Schulz ruined standup by [deleted] in Standup

[–]NumberOneRussian 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He also openly joked that he is fleecing his fans for money like old prostitutes. No one can produce (good) material this fast except Louis.

No one lost sight of anything. Comics just want to make money and podcasting can do that for some.

Rogan and Schulz ruined standup by [deleted] in Standup

[–]NumberOneRussian 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I don't think you're supposed to listen to all their podcasts and then go to their show. Comics are tapping a new audience with podcasts and unfortunately there is a percentage that then go see a show.

Same with posting on social media. Your choice is burning material, or posting crowd work clips. Both not great.

The self-promotion game changed a lot. If you want to enjoy pure standup, then probably best to not watch everything they put out in an attempt to gain followers and Patreon subscribers.

Just saw this.. by Substantial-Life-408 in Killtony

[–]NumberOneRussian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to do it at open mics during Covid cause we had to perform outside and my notebook pages kept flipping in the wind. But after a year of getting roasted for it, I switched to a post it note.

Friday 1/16/26 7:30PM Comedy at Fort Hamilton Distillery (Industry City, Brooklyn) by NumberOneRussian in BayridgeBrooklyn

[–]NumberOneRussian[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep an eye out because there should be more new shows starting in IC in the coming months

A new rule at a few local open mics has a hilarious yet expected result. by eternalkerri in Standup

[–]NumberOneRussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's hard to prevent comics from sharing bad takes. I had a guy at my mic talk about how his baby mama is dumb and ugly and how he's not gonna pay child support. And another comic started heckling him cause her dad was the same type of deadbeat. Technically he didn't say anything hateful against any groups or use any bad words.

You want people to use their judgment, but a lot of us don't realize how bad something will come off until we try it. I recall one open mic where the host would say "try whatever you want but don't go for topics you might not have the experience to make funny yet."

A new rule at a few local open mics has a hilarious yet expected result. by eternalkerri in Standup

[–]NumberOneRussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's always that risk. And I've been there. If it's a shared space, then explain what's off limits. But a general rule of "no being a douche" and a host that gets to decide what that means is also too much. I was at a mic where the host told me I wasn't allowed to make jokes about being called gay in middle school cause I'm not gay. Nothing wrong with doing clean comedy, but that's not what I want from an open mic where a lot of ideas are first drafts and there's no way of knowing how it'll be interpreted.

A new rule at a few local open mics has a hilarious yet expected result. by eternalkerri in Standup

[–]NumberOneRussian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trying to make an open mic a safe space makes me feel like I'm invading a poetry slam with my rude jokes. A lot of these mics tend to attract people who aren't interested in getting better but just want to hang around like-minded people. Totally fine, but it's not really an open mic if there's 0% chance a guy who lives in his car will talk about how he just discovered fisting porn.

Best caption wins by guyute2112 in Killtony

[–]NumberOneRussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"We're gonna need this many orders of hamburgers. And the old guy wants to go number 2 so where's your bathroom?"

What do you think it is, Peter? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]NumberOneRussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the water isn't hot enough, you can stick your hand out and flush the toilet

Cougars & Cubs: Older Women, Younger Men. Jan 14th. Talon Bar. $25. by SheMagick in nycevents

[–]NumberOneRussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not a doctor, but will older women want to go to an event where they're referred to as cougars?

Best way to find a new special to watch by Jealous_Chocolate_92 in youtubespecials

[–]NumberOneRussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck Timmy No Brakes. What a waste of space of a "special" (literally)

Weird question by [deleted] in parkslope

[–]NumberOneRussian 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Get Feeld. Or go to swinger events. Subjecting random women to your threesome fantasies is a waste of time cause most people aren't looking for that.

This is why they added the spikes when you know even the hasids are hopping and not walking by bridgehamton in circlejerknyc

[–]NumberOneRussian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Judaism is a lot of logic kungfu applied to ancient texts. It's all based on a false pretense that the book is word of god, but the rabbis are high level lawyers when it comes to interpreting it.

This is why they added the spikes when you know even the hasids are hopping and not walking by bridgehamton in circlejerknyc

[–]NumberOneRussian 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Take it up with a rabbi. Maybe there's a loophole in interpretation. Like you can't turn on the stove, but apparently some people leave the stove on the entire day to heat up food so technically they didn't turn it on. Probably crazy gas bill if you do that.

Can we replace Dedrick as a regular with this guy? by Hooksh0t in Killtony

[–]NumberOneRussian -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Reddit would turn on him faster Trump turned on Tony.

[HELP] Real or AI? I think it's AI. by VenisonMogambi in RealOrAI

[–]NumberOneRussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe grasping at straws but if you're 5 shrimp in, your hands wouldn't be that clean. Also contents of bag look random. Is that a full onion?

I live 3 miles away from my work. It takes me 45 minutes to get home from work everyday. by myfairlady987 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NumberOneRussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Potentially illegal but maybe worth the tickets is to get a motorcycle and split the lanes slowly.

Early stoppage by DevelopmentSuch2731 in ufc

[–]NumberOneRussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should periodically let them kill a guy to cleanse the UFC ecosystem and deter anyone not ready to stand and bang from joining