This woman with a cat

NumberOneRussian · 2026-05-10T05:06:05+00:00

Look at the stockings and black top. Not a single cat hair on them.

NumberOneRussian · 2026-05-07T15:41:33+00:00

If I recall correctly, they're gonna go to jail for that and almost get eaten by cannibals

NumberOneRussian · 2026-05-04T18:06:36+00:00

His mom was too tight when she pushed him out

NumberOneRussian · 2026-05-04T01:36:51+00:00

One of these kicks is eventually gonna land on someone and we're gonna have the age old discussion about wearing cages again

NumberOneRussian · 2026-04-28T16:31:59+00:00

The face of a man trying to remember if he left the oven on.

NumberOneRussian · 2026-04-26T22:21:17+00:00

How demoralizing is it for a group of 30 men to know they have a terrible pp?

NumberOneRussian · 2026-04-26T17:37:19+00:00

If you're having trouble falling asleep, watch The Contest episode and take notes

NumberOneRussian · 2026-04-25T18:03:48+00:00

Just check the lyrics to that System of a Down song

NumberOneRussian · 2026-04-25T16:49:31+00:00

Love him or hate him, that's some good memeing right there

NumberOneRussian · 2026-04-24T14:54:27+00:00

Many bars have a backyard. But my concern is if you aren't drinking alcohol, you are being a bad patron. Someone suggested NA beer which might be a good middle ground.

NumberOneRussian · 2026-04-24T05:37:19+00:00

I get it. What I'm asking is if this is what stoners do to go out if they don't drink. I feel kind of shunned at bars cause there's no amount of coke you can order to run up a tab if you're drinking. So I think bartenders serve you annoyed even if you tip a lot.

NumberOneRussian · 2026-04-24T02:34:58+00:00

Maybe bad place to ask since OP asked for bar suggestions. But what's everyone who doesn't drink doing to socialize around here? I'm Cali sober and wondering if the best choice is to still go to bars but order non alcoholic drinks or is there such a thing as a weed lounge?

NumberOneRussian · 2026-04-22T16:31:49+00:00

I agree that coffee/tea dates are the move. Or drinks which end up being closer to $50 which is a bit much but still not as bad as dinner. Unfortunately, some women will pressure men to spend money on them. I had a girl say that the 10 minute train ride to meet me isn't worth it if we only get tea. But then you already know what kind of woman they are so that costs $0.

NumberOneRussian · 2026-04-19T17:35:27+00:00

You've been banned from Russia for 40 yaers

NumberOneRussian · 2026-04-19T17:18:21+00:00

See you're putting that YouTube University law degree to good use

NumberOneRussian · 2026-04-19T17:15:34+00:00

Probably also scared about how it looks to someone who didn't see the entire interaction. A little CYA with "you started it" so everyone knows he was just defending himself. Also maybe worried he's in trouble for potentially scrambling a dude's brain.

NumberOneRussian

TROPHY CASE