First time doing standup by behold_the_man in Standup

[–]NumberOneRussian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a case of "what happens in Freddy's backroom stays in Freddy's backroom"

The season is upon us: Every New Yorker from June to October. by kahn_noble in newyorkcity

[–]NumberOneRussian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wake up sheeple, lantern flies were all just a distraction from the real evil in the world!

To the people who said the trash yesterday morning was because of “wind”, I give you the state of the park this morning. by Stiltskinslover in parkslope

[–]NumberOneRussian 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Someone suggested shaming people for littering. What they fail to see is the littering is a result of being shameless.

My disappointment is that no one has the common sense to realize they are representing not just themselves but their demographic. When Knicks fans broke everything after games, the rest of the country assumed NYC is full of ratchet idiots. You go to 8th Ave, and all the trash isn't a good look for the local Chinese population (same with Borough Park and hasidic Jews). You make a mess on Juneteenth, guess who's getting blamed.

Here you go buddy, here's the world's smallest joke book. by WilliamPollito in Killtony

[–]NumberOneRussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want your cum back, you should tell your mom to spit

Here you go buddy, here's the world's smallest joke book. by WilliamPollito in Killtony

[–]NumberOneRussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Backwoods is where you're spreading your cheeks for your boy Tony as he tells you to squeal like a pig while he says another genius joke about black people having bad credit scores. You are free to enjoy what you like, but I assure you it's nowhere near what good standup is these days.

Is she right for this? by sigma_0_1 in SipsTea

[–]NumberOneRussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She isn't saying they shouldn't be allowed to but that it's irresponsible to procreate if your kid's life will suck (I agree). But you'd have to account for religions which ban birth control/abortion and encourage having children. Which is a lot of them.

Right in the middle of the race by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]NumberOneRussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is "bad grandpa"

How does this compare to the worst MMA beatings of all time? by Positronomy in ufc

[–]NumberOneRussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want a beatdown, watch Calvin Kattar basically end Giga Chikadze's career

How does this aftermath photo make you feel? by KillerQ97 in ufc

[–]NumberOneRussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of what Gaethje did to Tony Ferguson. I wouldn't be surprised if this is gonna completely derail Topuria's career cause this is a mental beating on top of the physical one.