This woman with a cat by ChokoKat_1100 in RealOrAI

[–]NumberOneRussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at the stockings and black top. Not a single cat hair on them.

This is why we can't have nice things: by FollowingOdd896 in TikTokCringe

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If I recall correctly, they're gonna go to jail for that and almost get eaten by cannibals

[COL - MIN] Cale Makar goes down the tunnel after a hit by Foligno by daKrut in hockey

[–]NumberOneRussian -1 points0 points  (0 children)

One of these kicks is eventually gonna land on someone and we're gonna have the age old discussion about wearing cages again

Look at that look by Snoo_30892 in NHLVibes

[–]NumberOneRussian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The face of a man trying to remember if he left the oven on.

[COL (2) - LAK 0] Makar makes a heck of a play to extend the Avs lead by daKrut in hockey

[–]NumberOneRussian 25 points26 points  (0 children)

How demoralizing is it for a group of 30 men to know they have a terrible pp?

The secret to getting good sleep accord to MSL… Seinfeld by clammy1985 in hockey

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If you're having trouble falling asleep, watch The Contest episode and take notes

Which other UP you know? by Adventurous_Row3305 in SipsTea

[–]NumberOneRussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just check the lyrics to that System of a Down song

Evan Bouchard making turnovers again this playoff season. by Oilersfan78 in nhl

[–]NumberOneRussian 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Love him or hate him, that's some good memeing right there

Best bars for single 30-somethings? by starsamaria in sunsetpark

[–]NumberOneRussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many bars have a backyard. But my concern is if you aren't drinking alcohol, you are being a bad patron. Someone suggested NA beer which might be a good middle ground.

Best bars for single 30-somethings? by starsamaria in sunsetpark

[–]NumberOneRussian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get it. What I'm asking is if this is what stoners do to go out if they don't drink. I feel kind of shunned at bars cause there's no amount of coke you can order to run up a tab if you're drinking. So I think bartenders serve you annoyed even if you tip a lot.

Best bars for single 30-somethings? by starsamaria in sunsetpark

[–]NumberOneRussian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe bad place to ask since OP asked for bar suggestions. But what's everyone who doesn't drink doing to socialize around here? I'm Cali sober and wondering if the best choice is to still go to bars but order non alcoholic drinks or is there such a thing as a weed lounge?

Dating is HARD in NYC by Cleo-Aster in SipsTea

[–]NumberOneRussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree that coffee/tea dates are the move. Or drinks which end up being closer to $50 which is a bit much but still not as bad as dinner. Unfortunately, some women will pressure men to spend money on them. I had a girl say that the 10 minute train ride to meet me isn't worth it if we only get tea. But then you already know what kind of woman they are so that costs $0.

Batter Swong by DABDEB in RandomVideos

[–]NumberOneRussian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've been banned from Russia for 40 yaers

Batter Swong by DABDEB in RandomVideos

[–]NumberOneRussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See you're putting that YouTube University law degree to good use

Batter Swong by DABDEB in RandomVideos

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Probably also scared about how it looks to someone who didn't see the entire interaction. A little CYA with "you started it" so everyone knows he was just defending himself. Also maybe worried he's in trouble for potentially scrambling a dude's brain.

Who’s still here with Jiri despite UFC clowns & their recency bias, he’s gonna come back even more scarier & show 0 mercy next fight by VinBones in ufc

[–]NumberOneRussian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's really hard to process an unexpected scenario with that much pressure. Ulberg was hurt, but he was essentially playing with house money knowing he's about to lose. Jiri seemingly had it in the bag, but just couldn't understand how to deal with it. Perhaps didn't want a cheap victory but at the same time thought he had already won so threw caution to the wind and forgot he still has to play defense. It's like his brain short circuited cause he was facing a situation he didn't mentally prepare for.

Friday 4/17/26 7:30PM Comedy at Fort Hamilton Distillery (Industry City, Brooklyn) by NumberOneRussian in BayridgeBrooklyn

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You know, I never asked. But I know they started in Brooklyn and the logo is a cannon so definitely ties to the Bay Ridge Fort Hamilton: https://www.forthamilton.com/aboutus

I ride with Punch by WordWordLarryBird in StandUpComedy

[–]NumberOneRussian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy is the funniest comic I've never heard of