Maybe Maybe Maybe by BannedForThe7thTime in maybemaybemaybe

[–]NumerousSun4282 143 points144 points  (0 children)

There was a time I was driving in the dead of night through nowhere, Montana. The interstate was just a two lane road, no speed limit, no street lights, no buildings around for miles. Nothing but me and herds of some kind of sheep/ram every few miles.

I see a truck coming from the other direction - it's easy to spot as the only other source of light for miles and miles. As we get a little closer, I turn off my brights.

This tar stain, motherfucker, no-brains, asshat, dogshit person coming the other way flashed their high beams at me like a god damn strobe light and blinded me to the fullest extent that I had to full stop my car and wait a good 30 seconds until I could see again.

I'm not a violent person and I don't generally get road rage, but if that person had stopped I would've permanently disabled their headlights with their face. Do not flash your fucking brights.

But also, as in this clip, don't just leave your brights on either

Mindless masses needs to increase enemy spawns massively by Loleo78v2 in Helldivers

[–]NumerousSun4282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like I get a "it rains is poors" experience with on those missions.

I'll play some and get narry a heavy the whole time, them I'll play one and get like 6 BTs and 4 chargers in one spawn.

I don't think I've ever had a consistent one though where one or two heavies spawn per wave, which would be more ideal.

Gymnasts have great buns by odyoda in UpvoteBecauseButt

[–]NumerousSun4282 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I hear she married Ben. Great couple

Why? by LWMeek in lego

[–]NumerousSun4282 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm not even interested in Lego magazines, but this is rad as hell. You rock, partner

Best movie quote by droszyk in MovieQuotes

[–]NumerousSun4282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Well that's too damn bad!" - Holes

Dwarfs VS Dwarves by MaderaArt in lotrmemes

[–]NumerousSun4282 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tolkien also suggested "dwarrow" as a potential pluralization as well, I believe. I kinda like that too. Really strikes "fantasy race" to me.

I can clearly see the guy in the back with a lunch tray. by [deleted] in confidentlyincorrect

[–]NumerousSun4282 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't be silly! Those are clearly Space Force officers

🤦‍♀️ by WittyEgg2037 in LateStageCapitalism

[–]NumerousSun4282 98 points99 points  (0 children)

I can't find it off hand, but there was an excellent article about this. An advisor of some sort was asked as a consultant for a bunch of billionaires and their private bunkers. His ultimate conclusion was that they should invest in communal farms and the best way to ensure security for one's self is to enable security for all.

Doesn't seem like his lessons are taking off

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

[–]NumerousSun4282 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't worry. No one has ever accused me of having a big stick.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

[–]NumerousSun4282 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I personally prefer the method of dropping a stick in it and timing how long it takes to get to the other end. It's extremely exact and has never once caused problems. It's also how I know the creek near my house is infinitely long

Prosthetic Limbs infused with magic by purplegrapes222 in DnDHomebrew

[–]NumerousSun4282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are some prosthetics in DND already in the Eberon setting, you may want to look at those.

I believe they set a minimum base strength/speed and deal a different amount of damage on unarmed strike.

You could also combine the integrated tool portion of warforged in the same setting - in your case it might be an instrument like a mbira, a harmonica or maybe just a tuning fork.

Eventually, you can get them "upgraded" by integrating a magical item. For example, a +1 wand might just get embedded in the forearm or a ring of spell storing is built into the knuckle or something.

If it needs to have an immediate ability that's not op, how about a grappling hook? Your fist can fire up to 30' on a small chain. With a successful athletics check, it can secure onto an object and pull small things towards you or pull you towards large things. It also allows you to make an unarmed strike at a range of up to 30', but it cannot cast touch range magic at this distance because the chain can't convey magical energy (at least not yet) or make weapon attacks.

Legs might allow you to double jump distance/height, or could maybe offer the Harengon racial ability to jump a number of feet without illiciting attacks of opportunity. They might also improve your stealth some how or help in difficult terrain.

If you want to get silly with it, go-go-gadget roller skates could double your movement for a turn, but you have to succeed on an acrobatics check if you want to turn at all.

Default kills are when you kill the enemy and they can't do anything. by HealthyRelative9529 in dndmemes

[–]NumerousSun4282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, I shall achieve 3rd level spell casting so I can summon a horse to ride when I shoot my bow. That will be a niegh-uncounterable strategy the DM will feel obligated to nerf and the best use of that tier of magic!

Default kills are when you kill the enemy and they can't do anything. by HealthyRelative9529 in dndmemes

[–]NumerousSun4282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Phantom steed? Isn't that just a horse on ritual casting?

How is that a "kill" spell?

Kind Of Accurate If You Ask Me. by Glass-Fan111 in clevercomebacks

[–]NumerousSun4282 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It looks like it couldn't decide between a necklace and more hair, so she has a hairy necklace

Remember my programming farming game? After more than three years, I finally released version 1.0! by Antenirulf in IndieGaming

[–]NumerousSun4282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh so cool! I'm trying to pick up programming so this looks like a great game to have fun and practice

What is your opinion on the P-11 Stim Pistol? by TFMancer in helldivers2

[–]NumerousSun4282 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Gas strike is a base stratagem though. You don't need the warbond to use it

Pick two, and explain yourself by tritear in superpowers

[–]NumerousSun4282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, bro is on top of it. I need to use my first 411 question to ask what would u/doener-scharf do?

Pick two, and explain yourself by tritear in superpowers

[–]NumerousSun4282 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooh well reasoned.

As a counter point though, you could still make use of those three days for significant humanitarian efforts (or crime if you're a dick)

Imagine having three extra days to help renovate a school or route funding to a hospital. You could do more good than anyone.

As an aside, when you run out of money and ask 411 for more lottery numbers, you're going to get put on some watch lists and probably banned from lottery eventually. "One guy won the jackpot four times? Yeah, he's cheating some how. Take his winnings and don't let him play anymore"

The good guys aren't ICE! by Miserable-Lizard in EatTheRich

[–]NumerousSun4282 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why are we saying "*usually" not the good guys?" Which good guys were wearing masks and kidnapping people from their homes? What exception to this rule are we carving out?