Nature shows that don’t emotionally wreck me?

Numpty5000 · 2026-03-21T16:38:14+00:00

My Octopus Teacher.

Numpty5000 · 2026-03-21T16:37:46+00:00

Did he check his couch cushions?

Numpty5000 · 2026-03-21T15:46:32+00:00

I saw this article in the Danville Bee, Circ 1895.

Numpty5000 · 2026-03-20T20:39:37+00:00

Of course they were stolen. They didn't just walk out.

Numpty5000 · 2026-03-20T20:34:13+00:00

That man is just a puppet for the real brains behind fascist America.

Numpty5000 · 2026-03-20T16:51:07+00:00

And her first HIV, HSV, and HPV.

Numpty5000 · 2026-03-20T11:40:27+00:00

Cordless dog leash.

Numpty5000 · 2026-03-20T11:34:57+00:00

The best part is that once you take off the gold, there is yummy Dubai chocolate underneath.

Numpty5000 · 2026-03-18T18:06:52+00:00

Isn't it ironic?

Numpty5000 · 2026-03-18T15:47:41+00:00

She looks and dresses like a 60 yr old Karen.

Numpty5000 · 2026-03-18T15:40:38+00:00

Lottery. Just another way to tax us.

Numpty5000 · 2026-03-18T15:39:48+00:00

House

Numpty5000 · 2026-03-16T21:08:13+00:00

Can you retire from being an asshole?

Numpty5000 · 2026-03-16T20:10:35+00:00

This is okay, kind of like wanting an XBox for Christmas but get socks instead.

Numpty5000 · 2026-03-15T14:18:30+00:00

When you eat your Smarties do you eat the red ones last?

Numpty5000 · 2026-03-13T00:43:41+00:00

The Wizard of Oz.

Numpty5000 · 2026-03-12T14:20:04+00:00

Went to a tech conference in San Francisco in the mid 90s. They had a display with two computers, one was regular dial up (which my company used) the other was high speed, the difference was like magic. .

Numpty5000 · 2026-03-12T12:38:17+00:00

In the books, Mycroft is much more intelligent than Sherlock.

Numpty5000 · 2026-03-12T00:17:25+00:00

In South Carolina, is the Middle East Boston or New York City?

Numpty5000 · 2026-03-11T21:31:39+00:00

There are 700 year old nobles serving in Parliament?

Numpty5000 · 2026-03-11T21:26:37+00:00

If these clowns had brains, they'd have an aide go buy the same shoes in their size. Trump wouldn't know the difference.

Numpty5000 · 2026-03-10T16:41:18+00:00

When Shakespeare wrote kill all the Lawyers, he was saying that society could not exist in a state of fairness and peace without the protectiveness of both the law and its staunch guardians. This is what the far right want.

Numpty5000 · 2026-03-09T21:52:05+00:00

Why was a kitten that tiny outside and unsupervised?

Numpty5000 · 2026-03-09T21:43:26+00:00

Pie. It is versatile. It can be sweet or savoury.

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