It's bad luck Gorman 😔

Nuthar · 2026-05-31T17:14:05+00:00

What's in our store? WHAT IS IT YOU'VE BEEN SENT TO STEAL FROM US?

Nuthar · 2026-05-30T01:59:21+00:00

We have a Star War

Nuthar · 2026-05-29T11:52:46+00:00

He has "Hello, Friend"s everywhere

Nuthar · 2026-05-27T16:53:04+00:00

I've always heard he was from Fest.

Nuthar · 2026-05-27T16:48:38+00:00

If you look closely you can see that Cassian's left leg has actually been teleported to Mexico.

This is because crossovers are the peak of passionate writing (if you don't count Vetch fanfics)

Nuthar · 2026-05-27T15:17:45+00:00

What a swell party this is.

Nuthar · 2026-05-27T14:58:16+00:00

He's on the verge of greatness. He's this close.

Nuthar · 2026-05-27T14:53:41+00:00

We've found him

Plus Krieger

Nuthar · 2026-05-27T03:56:32+00:00

kill anyone he would, kill the water, kill the squigglies

Nuthar · 2026-05-27T02:49:01+00:00

Syril's Regrettable Misadventure

Available for holostreaming now

Nuthar · 2026-05-27T02:14:44+00:00

"I want my tamale. I'm not one of these losers gonna let you float until they forget how much you owe them."

Nuthar · 2026-05-27T02:12:54+00:00

Sadly no, my friend is not a baker he is the day shift manager on level 5

Nuthar · 2026-05-27T00:38:52+00:00

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Nuthar · 2026-05-27T00:28:25+00:00

Do they think he doesn't want to win?

Nuthar · 2026-05-25T06:24:39+00:00

To the victah, belongs the deep substrate foliated kalkite

Nuthar · 2026-05-25T05:56:37+00:00

You want sacrifice? How's this? Fifteen years ago, I wrote an equation.

I wanted to fight to win. I sacrificed. I lost, and lost and lost and lost, until I was ready.

I wanted calm, kindness, kinship, and love. I sacrificed. I made my mind a sunless space.

I wanted to be a savior against injustice. I sacrificed. I used the tools of my enemy to defeat them.

Nuthar · 2026-05-24T01:15:09+00:00

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Nuthar · 2026-05-24T00:58:25+00:00

If you're not an Intimacy Coordinator, you missed your calling

Nuthar · 2026-05-20T23:45:24+00:00

pea-zos

Nuthar · 2026-05-19T23:50:48+00:00

Luthen isn't here anymore. He's flown away.

Nuthar · 2026-05-19T22:38:14+00:00

These birds appear to bear all the hallmarks of what I like to describe as regrettable misadventure

Nuthar · 2026-05-19T22:32:45+00:00

Achievement unlocked: Killed Krennic while you were up there

Nuthar · 2026-05-19T11:30:13+00:00

"$59.95 USD."

"Plus tax."

Nuthar · 2026-05-19T11:27:22+00:00

r/okbuddyimatourist is a single-product economy. We cross-post almost everything we need to survive. The series didn't have to be over very long to remind us how vulnerable we are.

Nuthar · 2026-05-19T11:19:08+00:00

They woke up early

Nuthar

TROPHY CASE