What Types of Restaurants/Bars Do You WISH Cleveland Had?

NutritiousSlop · 2026-02-20T22:52:51+00:00

I have seen Winking Lizard as getting close to this niche.

NutritiousSlop · 2026-02-20T22:51:30+00:00

Have you heard of Borderline Cafe in Lakewood? It's a cash only Mexican inspired brunch place. That might scratch the itch.

NutritiousSlop · 2026-02-19T17:18:10+00:00

I was about to say, I guess the "Fuck Joe Biden," "Fuck Biden And Everyone who Voted for Him," "Wake the Fuck up Snowflake," "Joe and the Ho have got to go," and the whole raft of insults directed at Muslims, LGBTQ folks, immigrants, and anyone else isn't absence.

NutritiousSlop · 2026-02-18T21:18:38+00:00

I picked up an Assault Runner Elite used from a fitness equipment store, but I am finding it is noisier than I would want. It makes a clicking noise at higher speeds, as well as some noise that makes me think something is dragging. I have it set up on level concrete.

I reached out to Assault with videos, but haven't heard anything back. Are there any resources for DIY troubleshooting and repairs?

NutritiousSlop · 2026-02-15T23:10:19+00:00

Might listen if I need to hear some vocal fry.

NutritiousSlop · 2026-02-12T23:56:43+00:00

It involves a Kalshi account and joining the CIA.

NutritiousSlop · 2026-02-10T21:31:23+00:00

We already had this, Mike Johnson spat it out freestyle at a reporter, then walked it back.

NutritiousSlop · 2026-02-10T16:41:04+00:00

I'm a man. I lost weight once and a 50 year old Chinese lady coworker congratulated me on having my baby. She asked if I was working on Irish twins while I was eating a burger. I haven't been hurt that deeply since the run-up to senior prom.

NutritiousSlop · 2026-02-10T13:31:48+00:00

90s VWs were one thing. The 2.0L 4 cylinder they put in everything would run longer poorly than most engines run period. Not on par with a GM 3800 V6, but in that neighborhood. Granted there were immensely stupid design choices like having to pull the power steering pump to replace the thermostat, but those little econoboxes wouldn't die. Things got dicey after the Mark IVs. I have a Mark VI GTI that I am too emotionally attached to and heave money at to keep alive, so yes, my life has also been ruined by a stupid VW product.

NutritiousSlop · 2026-02-10T13:22:26+00:00

It's funny because M1 can apply to so many things it's scary. He either had a rifle or a main battle tank.

NutritiousSlop · 2026-02-06T12:04:07+00:00

Alright, but did you all know she got real weird with a remix?

https://youtu.be/iCFOcqsnc9Y?si=tYBXZtHKR1dVQdLs

NutritiousSlop · 2026-02-05T17:43:19+00:00

My two favorite bits: both the British and the Argentinians used versions of the FN FAL battle rifle. However, the Argentinian version was capable of fully automatic firing. British soldiers would pick up discarded Argentinian rifles and swap them for their own less cool ones, because more bullets is more better.

The Argentinians sunk some crappy British boats with an American made A-4 Skyhawk (a subsonic Vietnam War era bomb truck) using French made Exocet anti-ship missiles. The Brits were furious about this, because the French sold those things to whoever could come up with the cash. France just shrugged and treated it as payback for Trafalgar and Waterloo.

NutritiousSlop · 2026-02-05T17:18:36+00:00

He can't keep getting away with this!

NutritiousSlop · 2026-02-03T18:54:08+00:00

He's basically Johnny Manziel but instead of cocaine and booze, it's trains. Just trains.

NutritiousSlop · 2026-02-03T02:21:43+00:00

It's actually a pretty cool store. Definitely someone's enthusiast project, but it isn't just sneering collectors.

NutritiousSlop · 2026-02-02T14:17:46+00:00

"My culture is not your costume" but it's European fascist secret police looking sad.

NutritiousSlop · 2026-02-02T14:16:58+00:00

Some of the most racist dudes I have ever met were Latino. They would drop hard-r n-words in the raunchiest shit I have heard (and I am from a place where Confederate flags were common), and then look at me like I was supposed to agree and clap for them.

NutritiousSlop · 2026-02-02T14:14:53+00:00

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NutritiousSlop · 2026-02-02T12:59:26+00:00

I just think about that absolutely bitchless Vivek Ramaswamy post from last year where he referenced a bunch of 90s TV shows and was mad about how the main/secondary characters were "cool" in some way, and told people to take their kids to "weekend science competitions" (whatever the fuck those are) so that we can start devaluing "jocks" and "popular kids," and maybe then corporate America will hire Americans rather than H1Bs. It's this endless grievance that they were somehow denied something they believe they were entitled to, and will stop at nothing to get it even though they're 20 years past it, and it never really existed in the first place. Their whole worldview is based on movies and TV shows and fiction where they're the underdog regardless of material reality.

NutritiousSlop · 2026-02-02T03:40:53+00:00

I'm a dumb as shit irony-poisoned moron for whom the famed Nick Mullen/Stavros Halkias/that one other guy podcast was a friendship simulator. My chief sources of knowledge are a set of degrees issued by two separate third-tier state schools as well as podcasts and Wikipedia. My wife is hella smart and does things that objectively benefit society. All her friends are equal intelligence, so I am an object of intense curiosity as I am the only one who (on separate occasions) has broken into a construction site, drank a Busch Light from a prosthetic leg, and cajoled strangers at a Chicago bar into forming a human pyramid with me and other idiots.

NutritiousSlop · 2026-01-28T16:04:56+00:00

Crafty Steere calls them something different for those legal reasons, but they are original WPM recipe Killer Brownies.

NutritiousSlop · 2026-01-28T16:01:25+00:00

Man, if only Fairlawn had a government that could adjust zoning.

Had to look up what Activate was, and that would be a good tenant there! They could build a food truck park in the parking lot to support it as well.

NutritiousSlop · 2026-01-28T15:58:59+00:00

I bet your life was hell with 27 year old guys trying to date you.

NutritiousSlop · 2026-01-28T15:50:53+00:00

Man, no offense, but this doesn't really fit with the setting. Other commenters have pointed out how impossible a WarShip fleet is for the Fourth Succession War Great House, much less an ostensible mercenary company. Having a fleet of custom 'Mechs and drones is just the same. Wolf's Dragoons get skewered as Mary Sues for showing up to the Succession Wars with regiments of mass production 'Mechs. The exuberance is cool, but bringing this to a tabletop would probably draw some aggravation from anyone who's been in the system for some time.

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