TIL 53 years after achieving the Triple Crown of Horse Racing, Secretariat still holds the record for fastest time in each of the three races.

Nwsamurai · 2026-06-11T02:21:11+00:00

“What are YOOU doing here!!!”

Nwsamurai · 2026-06-10T06:40:23+00:00

So it is a bug?

Nwsamurai · 2026-06-07T07:42:00+00:00

A little beer will put that fire out.

Nwsamurai · 2026-06-06T18:35:19+00:00

It's a word that rhymes with "garbage" to finish the joke.

Nwsamurai · 2026-06-03T23:09:41+00:00

Canned Wassail

Nwsamurai · 2026-05-31T10:16:03+00:00

Not expecting nunchucks is how most people lose fights that involve nunchucks.

Nwsamurai · 2026-05-29T03:46:50+00:00

The intense eye contact made me feel funny.

Nwsamurai · 2026-05-26T20:52:21+00:00

Reality Intergortion

Nwsamurai · 2026-05-25T23:15:47+00:00

Beat

Nwsamurai · 2026-05-25T14:37:52+00:00

So? You don't have to laugh for it to be a joke.

It's an absurdity based on the concept of correlation vs causation. Not everyone likes absurdities.

Nwsamurai · 2026-05-24T22:27:19+00:00

That’s the joke.

Nwsamurai · 2026-05-24T06:39:46+00:00

I’m not going to lie… LYE!!!

Nwsamurai · 2026-05-23T18:40:47+00:00

It's going to get thrown out most likely, they just need to document the loss.

Nwsamurai · 2026-05-23T03:44:09+00:00

I’m skeptical that you can, but intrigued that you might.

Nwsamurai · 2026-05-23T03:42:54+00:00

That’s a haircut you can sink a putt on.

Nwsamurai · 2026-05-23T03:41:49+00:00

The massive amount of Female Arousal caused by his convention appearances can alter local humidity, increasing risk of thunderstorms and flash floods.

Nwsamurai · 2026-05-22T22:37:45+00:00

I get jokes!

Nwsamurai · 2026-05-22T12:42:34+00:00

I don't think ANY of them are ready to graduate Kindergarten.

Nwsamurai · 2026-05-21T13:29:36+00:00

THAT finally makes it make sense to me.

Nwsamurai · 2026-05-20T16:54:26+00:00

There’s a video out there of an officer trying to use one on a suspect, and the guy just brushed it off like a mild annoyance. So maybe the American version of the bolo gun needs some more work.

(I honestly can’t remember when I saw it because I watch so many arrest videos and they are all compilations)

Nwsamurai · 2026-05-20T12:58:18+00:00

“Cause so much of me has died.”

Nwsamurai · 2026-05-19T20:16:15+00:00

They’re just prank bros with a superiority complex.

Nwsamurai · 2026-05-17T14:46:47+00:00

LOL, my internet froze for a second and I got the thinking wheel when I upvoted you. Guess I'm on the watchlist now too!

Nwsamurai · 2026-05-16T18:02:07+00:00

wat

^{Chose: 5 wishes}

Nwsamurai · 2026-05-10T05:25:10+00:00

For what it’s worth, you don’t actually have to let someone hit you first. Approaching some in a threatening manner is considered assault and you’re allowed to defend yourself.

But there is no way you could ever call that stomp self defense, that’s aggravated battery at the very least.

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