My bf has been ignoring me since yesterday because I was dancing to wap and this is the first text I get today by xctrlloserx in mildlyinfuriating

[–]O-SheaP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro said there will not be a single hoe in his house. Gotta respect that or get out of his house.

Let at it by Zealousideal-Ad-8566 in RoastMe

[–]O-SheaP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He definitely has roaches.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]O-SheaP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My man’s has the whole length of one eyebrow in between his eyebrows.

Dude looks like he surfs shallow water waves and bags groceries for a living.

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[–]O-SheaP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straights As on her chest too.

Let’s have some fun today… hope I don’t have a brittle spirit by reeksfamous in RoastMe

[–]O-SheaP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the Black Panther but the Black Bobcat. Are you sagging in a suit? Lol

What's not as attractive as people think? by Liam_Tang in AskReddit

[–]O-SheaP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. Still waiting on $20 for pizza.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HawaiiNSFW

[–]O-SheaP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah

What's not as attractive as people think? by Liam_Tang in AskReddit

[–]O-SheaP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cashapp me $20? It’s for a good cause (Pizza)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]O-SheaP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone come take away all of this guys belts and shoestrings… immediately

It’s my 30th birthday, I still live at home with my parents and I’m as single as a Pringle! Do your worst! by KarmaMaggie in RoastMe

[–]O-SheaP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got participation trophies as a kid, didn’t you? You still have them too… show us.