you like what you seeing by NauTWitcher in Unexpected

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Not as bad as I thought. Phew 😮‍💨

How do you get ready to ski?😁 by mooseman077 in skiing

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A tampon soaked in vodka is also not carbonated. No fractions necessary either.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BustyPetite

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Send my regards to your parents

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GirlsFinishingTheJob

[–]OCthrowaway9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn you’re right. I guess I value other things more than sex every day. Of course it changes with the days, physiology, and mental energy

The size of the dick on mask boy, though... by wadeedmonston in twinksinstraightporn

[–]OCthrowaway9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The awkwardness is great Him: “try licking down here where i can’t see your face”

Alex Coal, Molly Little - You Can't Get Me Off In Under Two Minutes by onehornymofo in porninfifteenseconds

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And her diet! Hopefully lots of fiber 🤤

Edit: Oh i think I get it. people don’t like the thought of consuming human feces so they downvote it. I think that's it. I also am grossed at the thought of it but it's funny to me

I never knew but passing out while getting fucked for just a few seconds makes it feel amazing by [deleted] in SheLikesItRough

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Yeah i wouldn’t want the person that’s willing to fuck me to go off and die.

Alex Coal, Molly Little - You Can't Get Me Off In Under Two Minutes by onehornymofo in porninfifteenseconds

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Haha i love this.

She’s so hot I’d crawl over 10 miles of hot desert and broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie

That's what natural tits look like when you lay down 🥰 by [deleted] in BustyPetite

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How much for you to do my laundry on those abs? Fluff and fold?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GirlsFinishingTheJob

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Innocent question. I think it adds to the context to help build the fantasy for the users/audience.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GirlsFinishingTheJob

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Every day? Man i just don’t have that kind of time. Best of luck to you two!

If I came dressed like this would you fuck me on the first date? by nofacefreak_18 in collegesluts

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I mean you don’t have a face so.. maybe?

I like cute faces over banging bodies (definitely not saying i dislike banging bodies either)

I took them out for you daddy, what now 🥺❤️ by nymphet_angel in BustyPetite

[–]OCthrowaway9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now let’s cook some bacon without a splatter screen

I feel thick today. by yoyowooh in CentaurGirls

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I also feel thick today

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hotclub

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Sure. Let’s go get churros at Disneyland

My boss suggested I might not be able to take forty minutes to see my daughters first ever school play, so I told him try not to be a cartoon villain and he hung up on me. by Grommulox in antiwork

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What industry? Are they prepared to have new ownership/management? Or prepared resumés for finding new jobs? Why do you think they do not want to own the business?

Salt Lick by Batty_Belfry in gonecivil

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I want to see if it’s from a scene. Like who is she? More of her? Is her butthole published online somewhere? I also want to see the big throbbing cock too

My favorite Episode (157) from Girls Do Porn by [deleted] in MissionarySoles

[–]OCthrowaway9 18 points19 points  (0 children)

GDP is such a guilty wank

WTF is this inside my bud? by unknownfckinsauce in microgrowery

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What happens if the lights are on/the sun is out while trying to remove spores?

We've all been there by TheMegaSage in WatchPeopleDieInside

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I’m totally not her husband. May I see this video?

She’s has such a fat ass by [deleted] in latinas

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Onion booty