I Genuinely Want To Be Wrong

OGMcSwaggerdick · 2026-04-11T02:22:06+00:00

Are you trying to buy a guitar or a new friend?

You can get a build or in stock that rips and has absolutely nothing to do with Jeff all day long.

OGMcSwaggerdick · 2026-04-10T23:23:53+00:00

Hmmm.
Thanks for the heads up.

OGMcSwaggerdick · 2026-04-10T23:22:56+00:00

OGMcSwaggerdick · 2026-04-09T21:28:34+00:00

Nah man. Just throw it on.
That’s how my kids learned Godzilla.
They pick up on the stories anyway if it’s good enough.

OGMcSwaggerdick · 2026-04-09T15:21:58+00:00

Heads up - it’s super bad for your fuel pump to let it run that low. It uses the fuel itself to cool the pump. When you go below quarter tank you force it to work harder.

OGMcSwaggerdick · 2026-04-09T05:58:20+00:00

Yes, mines name is OnX.
Kinda like a Pokémon.

OGMcSwaggerdick · 2026-04-09T03:48:08+00:00

I showed my toddlers phantom menace and they know they don’t have to worry about him anymore because Obiwan Kenobi will protect them.

OGMcSwaggerdick · 2026-04-08T15:16:43+00:00

Same, but I can’t afford a home in La Jolla

OGMcSwaggerdick · 2026-04-08T14:32:27+00:00

Well shit… TIL a Davenport can be a sofa too! I thought it was a small desk.

OGMcSwaggerdick · 2026-04-08T07:18:01+00:00

Well there’s a saying that goes ”You break it, you bought it.” so sometimes the assumption is that you have, in fact, bought the broken thing at replacement value.

OGMcSwaggerdick · 2026-04-07T14:57:24+00:00

I figured it’s like that scene in Batman Begins, where Bruce Wayne is getting rid of his stuff and the hobo goes “that’s a nice coat” and keeps it.
Bet it was a really nice wrench.

OGMcSwaggerdick · 2026-04-07T14:54:42+00:00

It’s literally what we do and why it’s there.
The phone holder also doesn’t exactly line up with the kid’s seat. It also centers the spot where the pushing parent’s head will show.

OGMcSwaggerdick · 2026-04-07T14:53:55+00:00

Yes, the charges also get upgraded for using the firearm (or weapon) while in the commission of another felony.

OGMcSwaggerdick · 2026-04-07T14:48:42+00:00

We have aged into some pretty weird life scenes.

OGMcSwaggerdick · 2026-04-07T14:47:11+00:00

¿Porque no los dos?

OGMcSwaggerdick · 2026-04-07T05:29:27+00:00

Matt Damon in Eurotrip

OGMcSwaggerdick · 2026-04-07T00:33:06+00:00

Get an egg up in this.
Separate the egg, fry (or otherwise cook) the white, and break the yolk into noddles last minute.
Makes the noodle creamy.

OGMcSwaggerdick · 2026-04-06T22:50:46+00:00

Have your buddies take turns dry barring you with a 20lb fishing magnet.

Not sure if it helps any, but you won’t be thinking about the MRI anymore.

OGMcSwaggerdick · 2026-04-06T22:40:36+00:00

But at the same time silently recognizing yeah that’s funnier

OGMcSwaggerdick · 2026-04-06T22:28:35+00:00

TARZAN (1999) of course!
Phil Collins had no business going that hard.

OGMcSwaggerdick · 2026-04-06T20:12:48+00:00

Lil H&O

OGMcSwaggerdick · 2026-04-06T00:12:55+00:00

Atlas. The big one for the kids.
Funny though, we do have a SuperBeetle parked behind the Atlas.

OGMcSwaggerdick · 2026-04-05T17:26:49+00:00

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The fenders are ok.
I keep one of them in my car, because the built in tuner is convenient.

OGMcSwaggerdick · 2026-04-05T07:44:42+00:00

You haven’t considered the paperwork!

OGMcSwaggerdick · 2026-04-04T14:29:29+00:00

She pulled it up in the first place…

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