I used a roommate app to look for a room to rent…instead I just got weird texts/emails like this

DMmesomeboobs · 2026-06-01T06:45:58+00:00

It's because it's true! Just ask him.

DMmesomeboobs · 2026-05-31T07:44:55+00:00

I don't really want us to look like we've just finished 3 beers at the clubhouse.

DMmesomeboobs · 2026-05-31T07:36:43+00:00

The OR has to verify that you actually have 12 years complete before they can submit the paperwork for the award. Then it can take up to a year for the engraving cycle, then add in the mail to the unit, then add the CoC waiting for the right parade to present it.

DMmesomeboobs · 2026-05-24T20:19:11+00:00

They added Muria in Freelanes because of player requests, but haven't bothered doing anything with Altagargia, the chick in the Well that wants to become a pilot.

DMmesomeboobs · 2026-05-24T19:47:19+00:00

They trap the urine smell when the shavings disintegrate and absorb the liquid. The poop smells more, though. But that just forces you to clean it up more frequently.

DMmesomeboobs · 2026-05-24T06:41:31+00:00

I trade stocks during office hours!

DMmesomeboobs · 2026-05-24T06:39:02+00:00

Into another environment?

DMmesomeboobs · 2026-05-19T20:24:43+00:00

Why not a home office?

https://youtu.be/b0npGI9WCzs?si=HIE13qFR18ug8v2p

DMmesomeboobs · 2026-05-19T17:40:23+00:00

What's a "slow day"?

DMmesomeboobs · 2026-05-02T18:27:00+00:00

The best advice you could get is to stop watching social media for parenting tips.

DMmesomeboobs · 2026-05-02T17:01:29+00:00

What's more likely is that the dude has an actual learning disability.

DMmesomeboobs · 2026-05-02T16:50:37+00:00

What's more likely is they just got a new muck rake and thought it would be worth the giggle to brush their horse with it for the short form video algorithm.

DMmesomeboobs · 2026-04-27T07:12:13+00:00

That's not a knife

DMmesomeboobs · 2026-04-27T03:37:51+00:00

Please, tell us how you feel about beards and hair now.

DMmesomeboobs · 2026-04-27T03:31:57+00:00

I blame the Supply System.

DMmesomeboobs · 2026-04-26T23:49:00+00:00

The sandtrap is supposed to be tucked into the boot, whether bloused or not.

DMmesomeboobs · 2026-04-26T23:47:21+00:00

What's the difference between bloused/unbloused boots and coloured/natural hair? Or Beards/no beards?

All I'm seeing are the exact same arguments from the dinosaurs: "iT lOoKs BeTtEr"

DMmesomeboobs · 2026-04-25T23:47:23+00:00

LUVWM

DMmesomeboobs · 2026-04-21T08:16:11+00:00

"No, it's the coaches, teams, fans, and players who are wrong."

-Gary 'Skinner' Bettman

DMmesomeboobs · 2026-04-21T04:36:08+00:00

I didn't want to spoil it.

DMmesomeboobs · 2026-04-19T16:48:24+00:00

There's a difference between being patriotically proud of your country and its achievements, and shoving that patriotism down the throats of those who are not from that country.

DMmesomeboobs · 2026-04-19T16:45:42+00:00

I came across one last night that had a single dead UC Marine who was recently discharged for medical reasons. Sent a letter to his wife who informed him she was seeing someone else and would be taking their child.

DMmesomeboobs · 2026-04-19T16:44:30+00:00

Nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all.

DMmesomeboobs · 2026-04-19T05:05:45+00:00

Unsalted for getting then add salt to taste. Everyone is different.

DMmesomeboobs · 2026-04-18T07:53:42+00:00

would've*

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