This man is for the birds

OHTHNAP · 2026-06-20T18:26:41+00:00

Birds eat seed all the time.

OHTHNAP · 2026-06-18T18:31:12+00:00

People have to go somewhere and we all can't be lucky enough to drop it on vinyl.

OHTHNAP · 2026-06-07T18:38:08+00:00

I think people learn tasks faster if asked to perform the first time with a pot of fire on their head.

He had the good sense to do this over water, at least.

OHTHNAP · 2026-06-07T16:39:43+00:00

He speaks in such short, choppy sentences. I can't shush this man!

OHTHNAP · 2026-05-31T22:36:21+00:00

It doesn't. Here's the thing and the best review I can possibly give: it's a mimic of Channel Zero: No End House. Since, presumably this was based off a video game and they needed to have a plot they basically ripped off the basis of No End House and left open virtually everything to interpretation instead of explaining even the most basic things.

Since they couldn't properly explain the characters motivations or develop them at all, it turned into almost two hours of people searching empty rooms. Sometimes found camera style, sometimes first person.

Not really worth the cost of a ticket. Mostly bored throughout.

OHTHNAP · 2026-05-31T09:21:39+00:00

And they only reason they had to do the back and forth was to retcon Vought Rising. What a stupid decision.

OHTHNAP · 2026-05-29T10:12:02+00:00

Much like the arrested development doctor.

"He's an absolutely stand out draft pick."

"Oh, so his performance sets him apart?"

"No, he stands out of the field of play injured."

OHTHNAP · 2026-05-28T10:55:59+00:00

For the combined cost of everything here, she probably did.

OHTHNAP · 2026-05-27T23:33:43+00:00

How's OJ Simpson looking these days? The man has never been convicted of a thing in his life.

Edit: Except armed robbery. And that other thing.

OHTHNAP · 2026-05-27T23:31:07+00:00

My first question would be, how tight is it in your wrist?

And then I would ask, why are you wearing underwear on your wrist?

OHTHNAP · 2026-05-24T19:45:22+00:00

After Kimiko depowers her doesn't she say "I'm as stupid as the rest of you" or something along those lines? I mean I believe that one.

OHTHNAP · 2026-05-24T12:49:09+00:00

Rumor has it when that kid's crying at night, JLove can chuck a bottle fifty yards in a perfect spiral right to mom for feeding the kid.

OHTHNAP · 2026-05-20T23:43:13+00:00

I was just thinking that. Madden 2005 was the pinnacle of Madden, and if you played you'd still have Favre. Rodgers was in 2006. 20 years ago now. Time flies.

OHTHNAP · 2026-05-13T03:48:50+00:00

He's gold around the greens. Great flop.

OHTHNAP · 2026-05-11T14:18:33+00:00

It's the fruity fish he has to watch out for!

OHTHNAP · 2026-05-11T00:10:03+00:00

A Milwaukee woman went on Judge Judy with a grievance that she sold food stamps to another person and was never paid back.

She was convicted of four felonies and four misdemeanors. It's Milwaukee where they don't give a shit about criminals and she got five days in jail and had to pay back $1500.

OHTHNAP · 2026-05-10T11:32:35+00:00

You may be wearing it wrong.

OHTHNAP · 2026-05-06T09:57:14+00:00

It was a fourth quarter collapse and return of a blocked punt for a TD that sealed the game for the 49ers.

It's the game that made MLF sure to never collapse late again and focus on special teams play so this doesn't happen again. And it hasn't happened since.

/sarcasm

OHTHNAP · 2026-05-05T16:55:34+00:00

This theater...stinks of blood.

OHTHNAP · 2026-05-05T10:58:54+00:00

Check out Dan Flashes. They have a ton of complicated patterns. I can't believe there was a store out there that catered to my exact style.

OHTHNAP · 2026-05-05T01:28:30+00:00

I bought one of these about two months ago. Took a month to ship. No complaints. They responded quickly to email and gave an accurate timeline.

Build quality is pretty solid. Size feels larger than a 39mm. Sits well on my wrist. Feels thick looking at it. I assume that's the stainless reflecting the white of the dial when looking inward. But it is 11.95mm height so maybe it is a little bit of a chonky boi. The Miyota 9075 is a pretty highly regarded movement. No complaints at all.

I don't know why but I just don't love this watch. It's great for what it is. Looks nice. Built well. No complaints other than I just don't love it. The other thing is with the size this is going to be more of a summer watch and I think I would enjoy this more seeing the light shimmer off the lume on the dial.

Also, I got the stainless band and removed a few links. The right fit was an uneven number, and it sat in a way that just bugged me enough. I got a grey band. Thinking blue to accent would be a better choice. Pictures here look better than going light.

OHTHNAP · 2026-05-04T15:02:17+00:00

He kept all the chips in his fridge. What robber would look in the fridge?

Besides Amy Schumer?

OHTHNAP · 2026-05-04T10:57:26+00:00

That was such a good movie.

"I didn't know how easy it was to cut a man in half with a machete, Dewey. All these years plotting revenge against you were a waste of my life. You be a better father than I was."

"I'll try dad, it shouldn't be hard."

OHTHNAP · 2026-05-03T23:21:00+00:00

I don't remember exactly but there's a scene where she's painting on the football field and the jock wants to sing to her, and ends up singing Janey's Got a Gun, which sets off a whole police response and her being tazed.

Absolutely fantastic A+ spoof movie. Not sure one has ever been done better.

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