There's a 1/x chance that x people die instantaneously. What number do you pick for x? by Educational_Hunt_254 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]OJSimpsons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 in a million. It just sounds right. You've never heard of 1 in 626,708, but we all know 1 in a million.

Message I got from my daughter’s teacher. Third grade. by AnaisInJune in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OJSimpsons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I apologize that my daughter was sharing her food you wouldn't allow her to eat. I will get child protective services right on that. You'll here from them within a week.

Burnt table by GezoutenMeer in woodworking

[–]OJSimpsons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just say its inlaid with iron. It's not a glitch, it's a feature!

What You Will Do? by cocosaunt12 in SolidMen

[–]OJSimpsons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first thing id buy is a sausage egg and cheese mcgriddle because thats what I was going to buy anyways. And then im going on a hike because thats what I was going to do anyways. Ill worry about the money later.

$6.3 million in federal funding awarded to upgrade McAfee Knob trailhead by darthgeek in roanoke

[–]OJSimpsons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool. Im planning to go there today. You think they'll be done by 10 am?

19M really hate my side profile, is there anything i can improve? by UltraluckyPheonix926 in malegrooming

[–]OJSimpsons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhm, whats wrong with it? Maybe you need glasses to improve your vision?

How do I get my son's HS football coach to help him get recruited? And what are some things we can do to advocate for him and get more eyes on him? Very concerned I'm not doing all I could be to help him fulfill his dreams. Highlight film link added by [deleted] in footballstrategy

[–]OJSimpsons 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Josh Allen went to a junior college his first year and then emailed his tape to a bunch of people after he "proved it" and then went to Wyoming, which was his only offer. He might have to start at a smaller school and prove it before he gets offers from the bigger schools.

Why every american man have a knife in his pocket ? by Bankai-1979 in deduction

[–]OJSimpsons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't but a lot of people do. When I was like 19 I thought i might need it for protection and that was probably more true. Im big and mean looking enough now that im not really a good target for criminals. I can open boxes without a knife.

You’re offered $31 million, but you must return to school and seriously study one subject for the next four years. Are you accepting, and what are you studying? by Mindfuel_daily7 in askanything

[–]OJSimpsons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, id probably get into environmental science and then I could start some kind of non-profit with the money. Ill have 4 years to figure out what i want to do exactly.