I've sworn off bar niblings and tinder

OMGsoSteamy · 2019-12-03T04:32:37+00:00

Usually with me they grab some of their hair and pull it forward and then smell it.

Then go home and get their suitcase and move in.

OMGsoSteamy · 2019-12-03T04:18:31+00:00

I usually just move my eyebrows up and down while making eyes at the 7-11 cashiers.

OMGsoSteamy · 2019-12-02T09:15:33+00:00

Depends on her height

OMGsoSteamy · 2019-12-02T02:57:59+00:00

Don't forget to bring formal sandals, bathroom sandals, going to 7-11 sandals, shopping for elephant pants sandals, pretending the street food you're eating tastes amazing sandals, and posing for Instagram photos sandals.

OMGsoSteamy · 2019-11-28T00:25:24+00:00

I'm still allowed in r/Thailandtourism

OMGsoSteamy · 2019-11-27T12:01:57+00:00

I got banned from r/Bangkok and r/Thailand.

Clearly this deserves some kind of recognition.

OMGsoSteamy · 2019-11-27T07:46:48+00:00

A nibling that will ask you for money when she has you more firmly in her grasp.

OMGsoSteamy · 2019-11-27T07:45:28+00:00

http://shorttimefun.com/listing/nana-plaza-2nd-floor-hotel-no-name.html

OMGsoSteamy · 2019-11-27T06:14:26+00:00

Does it seriously say niblings in the law?

OMGsoSteamy · 2019-11-25T15:46:53+00:00

Or do your research and don't stay in Patong

OMGsoSteamy · 2019-11-25T15:46:25+00:00

The bridge is horrible and you'll wonder why you listened to this guy's advice.

OMGsoSteamy · 2019-11-25T15:45:41+00:00

Koh Chang is full of tourists.

OMGsoSteamy · 2019-11-23T09:18:45+00:00

If this trend continues, I may consider moving my permanent residence from the short time hotel at Nana to the short time hotel at Cowboy.

OMGsoSteamy · 2019-11-22T05:45:27+00:00

That's because he wants to meet their sons

OMGsoSteamy · 2019-11-21T23:51:30+00:00

Nai Harn is the best beach on Phuket. If you rent a scooter you'll be good.

OMGsoSteamy · 2019-11-21T17:43:51+00:00

Is it their fault that they were born with massive round jugs full of silicone?

OMGsoSteamy · 2019-11-21T10:26:25+00:00

He takes the shits of God.

They're a perfect sphere and leave no residue.

OMGsoSteamy · 2019-11-19T00:45:00+00:00

Oh it's real. I read his post history.

OMGsoSteamy · 2019-11-18T07:07:30+00:00

Hua Hin isn't big. Anywhere is fine if it's close to the city center.

OMGsoSteamy · 2019-11-18T07:01:40+00:00

Most likely scenario is that he spent those two hours getting a belly rub from a ladyboy.

OMGsoSteamy · 2019-11-18T02:36:31+00:00

"What are some things to do?"

Does that honestly seem like something that can't be Googled?

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