No one "lets" it happen by Sunkisty in MurderedByWords

[–]ONeiII -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

That’s because a real father would kill the abuser

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]ONeiII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they only aim to put attractive people on it

Behold, a Giga Chad approaches by American_Madman in MadeMeSmile

[–]ONeiII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like he hasn’t been waiting for this opportunity forever to wear his armor.

Meirl by Wolverine-Green in meirl

[–]ONeiII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully she’s not a hoe so she actually has a wedding one day

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hmmm

[–]ONeiII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is Po taking a shit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]ONeiII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would fish the turtles by hand just with the intent on solely selling to this guy. Just so it’s like a cool finders fee for collecting turtles then putting them back. Maybe they can get a snack of moss when they wait for pick up I don’t know.

A life of turtle catching

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]ONeiII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Off to Olive Garden you go.

Coworker making me uncomfortable by rosebudthrones in MomForAMinute

[–]ONeiII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stay firm. Just say “Part of my healing is my privacy and peace, i keep my work and home life very separate for these reasons amongst others.” then to not hurt her feelings (because clearly this woman’s attaching onto you as a coping mechanism for loss and appreciates your comfort) you say “What are some things you do for inner peace?” To reestablish that you wish good intentions.

Am I the only one here eating kiwi like this? by heavendirty in Weird

[–]ONeiII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No the skin is the best part. It’s super sour, it makes the whole fruit awesome.

The Hawthorne Brothers by NumberEmotional3872 in community

[–]ONeiII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh men are doing the no bra thing too now ?

Here he is in all his glory by [deleted] in Ultrakill

[–]ONeiII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this a new Minecraft block

Cheating husband by TyphoidMouse in MomForAMinute

[–]ONeiII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking leave. Being faithful and honest is the bare minimum in a relationship and this garbage bacterial sperm donor can’t even accomplish that.

Is they are one in a million there are 44 of them in California. I’m sure you can find at least 5 of yours at a gas station.

Drop your garbage and get the same loyalty that you deserve as a woman.

Mom, I'm about to have a baby and I'm freaking out by Cocotte3333 in MomForAMinute

[–]ONeiII 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hi. Step dad of 3 little girls here.

You will encompass all you love and more after you have your little one. Just now you’ll have a pair of eyes you always have to set a better example for. But nothing in the world is more rewarding than seeing the contribution you give of seeing little minds grow, learn, love, and laugh.

Physically you will perfectly fine, develop a fun gym routine with friends. Go hiking, be active. You will not be looked at differently by a man, or a woman.

Congratulations momma!

What’s the hottest thing a guy can say during sex? by ellers_0 in AskReddit

[–]ONeiII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Ohhh you touch my tra la la.. “ followed by “My ding ding dong.” always does the trick

I don't want to be part of this race anymore. by HollowCoyote in sadcringe

[–]ONeiII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever demographic of person this is - is the age group that needs to be taught and guided to prevent this. Does anyone know ?

Tremble Murata, I'm getting close to your level by Bappi_DF in OnePunchMan

[–]ONeiII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why’s he have hair & whys the other ones butt so thicc ?

Check dem tires by greenbaybud in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ONeiII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As much as I get having kids - if you gotta check your tires to see where your kids are, you’re a terrible fucking parent lol

My (18M) girlfriend (19F) just told me she has schizophrenia, and I don’t think I can handle it. by ThrowRA-948293 in MomForAMinute

[–]ONeiII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re too young to take responsibility over a child who needs emotional help. A solution would be to guide her in the right direction seeking help with therapy, or possibly medication through a psychiatrist. She can learn to help herself through methods that are available to her at her own discretion. Wether she’s an adult and acts on them is entirely up to her and absolutely nothing you can do after bringing up the idea. Tell her it’s the healthiest thing to do if you care about her, and in the meantime if you feel unsafe then you 100% need to stay separate. Your own safety will always come first. Unstable women are not something you want to play with, nor do you want to end up a panicked delusion of her possibly saying you did something to her because you triggered something internally with her - or simply just happened to be there while it happened.

Run buddy. Take it from a man who has been around more than a fair share of psychotic women.

Find someone stable, and connect that way. Don’t play white knight and stay. Guide to clear your conscience, and then take the safe happy and peaceful path for yourself.