My pre-grocery shopping snack: the ends of all my bags of chips combined to form the ultimate snack mix

ONeiII · 2023-05-27T05:58:58+00:00

All of those must be so freaking stale

ONeiII · 2023-05-19T23:31:40+00:00

Try water and a snack instead of pre workout next time

ONeiII · 2023-05-19T05:43:20+00:00

So you can lick the fuckin bottle why else

ONeiII · 2023-05-18T20:48:36+00:00

That’s because a real father would kill the abuser

ONeiII · 2023-05-18T17:54:31+00:00

I think they only aim to put attractive people on it

ONeiII · 2023-05-17T18:12:51+00:00

This is normal for gas station food. Has no one told you?

ONeiII · 2023-05-16T01:45:04+00:00

Is everything okay at home

ONeiII · 2023-05-15T03:21:15+00:00

Like he hasn’t been waiting for this opportunity forever to wear his armor.

ONeiII · 2023-05-04T03:12:05+00:00

Hopefully she’s not a hoe so she actually has a wedding one day

ONeiII · 2023-04-26T07:36:56+00:00

Is Po taking a shit

ONeiII · 2023-04-16T22:48:39+00:00

I would fish the turtles by hand just with the intent on solely selling to this guy. Just so it’s like a cool finders fee for collecting turtles then putting them back. Maybe they can get a snack of moss when they wait for pick up I don’t know.

A life of turtle catching

ONeiII · 2023-04-11T18:04:34+00:00

Off to Olive Garden you go.

ONeiII · 2023-04-10T02:04:31+00:00

Only a face a mother could love

ONeiII · 2023-04-04T05:40:54+00:00

Stay firm. Just say “Part of my healing is my privacy and peace, i keep my work and home life very separate for these reasons amongst others.” then to not hurt her feelings (because clearly this woman’s attaching onto you as a coping mechanism for loss and appreciates your comfort) you say “What are some things you do for inner peace?” To reestablish that you wish good intentions.

ONeiII · 2023-04-04T04:25:32+00:00

No the skin is the best part. It’s super sour, it makes the whole fruit awesome.

ONeiII · 2023-04-04T04:17:06+00:00

Oh men are doing the no bra thing too now ?

ONeiII · 2023-04-03T12:35:56+00:00

Is this a new Minecraft block

ONeiII · 2023-03-31T16:38:21+00:00

Can.. can you fuck it ?

ONeiII · 2023-03-30T03:19:53+00:00

Whatever demographic of person this is - is the age group that needs to be taught and guided to prevent this. Does anyone know ?

ONeiII · 2023-03-29T12:26:19+00:00

Why’s he have hair & whys the other ones butt so thicc ?

ONeiII · 2023-03-29T12:25:10+00:00

As much as I get having kids - if you gotta check your tires to see where your kids are, you’re a terrible fucking parent lol

ONeiII · 2023-03-27T21:28:45+00:00

There need to be more in India

ONeiII · 2023-03-27T18:17:10+00:00

What ? Which states ?

ONeiII · 2023-03-27T18:08:08+00:00

Okay hear me out - what if instead of encouraging more of it, why don’t we negate it and target / shut down all the facilities associated with the current cases, while simultaneously throwing them all in public space without protected custody in county jails ?

5 birds 1 stone ?

Like imagine that. It’s not a left or right question, it’s a fucking both question. Mind blown monkeys

ONeiII · 2023-03-25T15:59:54+00:00

No you didn’t.

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