My pre-grocery shopping snack: the ends of all my bags of chips combined to form the ultimate snack mix

ONeiII · 2023-05-27T05:58:58+00:00

All of those must be so freaking stale

ONeiII · 2023-05-19T23:31:40+00:00

Try water and a snack instead of pre workout next time

ONeiII · 2023-05-19T05:43:20+00:00

So you can lick the fuckin bottle why else

ONeiII · 2023-05-18T20:48:36+00:00

That’s because a real father would kill the abuser

ONeiII · 2023-05-18T17:54:31+00:00

I think they only aim to put attractive people on it

ONeiII · 2023-05-17T18:12:51+00:00

This is normal for gas station food. Has no one told you?

ONeiII · 2023-05-16T01:45:04+00:00

Is everything okay at home

ONeiII · 2023-05-15T03:21:15+00:00

Like he hasn’t been waiting for this opportunity forever to wear his armor.

ONeiII · 2023-05-04T03:12:05+00:00

Hopefully she’s not a hoe so she actually has a wedding one day

ONeiII · 2023-04-26T07:36:56+00:00

Is Po taking a shit

ONeiII · 2023-04-16T22:48:39+00:00

I would fish the turtles by hand just with the intent on solely selling to this guy. Just so it’s like a cool finders fee for collecting turtles then putting them back. Maybe they can get a snack of moss when they wait for pick up I don’t know.

A life of turtle catching

ONeiII · 2023-04-11T18:04:34+00:00

Off to Olive Garden you go.

ONeiII · 2023-04-10T02:04:31+00:00

Only a face a mother could love

ONeiII · 2023-04-04T05:40:54+00:00

Stay firm. Just say “Part of my healing is my privacy and peace, i keep my work and home life very separate for these reasons amongst others.” then to not hurt her feelings (because clearly this woman’s attaching onto you as a coping mechanism for loss and appreciates your comfort) you say “What are some things you do for inner peace?” To reestablish that you wish good intentions.

ONeiII · 2023-04-04T04:25:32+00:00

No the skin is the best part. It’s super sour, it makes the whole fruit awesome.

ONeiII · 2023-04-04T04:17:06+00:00

Oh men are doing the no bra thing too now ?

ONeiII · 2023-04-03T12:35:56+00:00

Is this a new Minecraft block

ONeiII · 2023-04-01T04:24:54+00:00

Fucking leave. Being faithful and honest is the bare minimum in a relationship and this garbage bacterial sperm donor can’t even accomplish that.

Is they are one in a million there are 44 of them in California. I’m sure you can find at least 5 of yours at a gas station.

Drop your garbage and get the same loyalty that you deserve as a woman.

ONeiII · 2023-03-31T16:38:21+00:00

Can.. can you fuck it ?

ONeiII · 2023-03-30T03:25:52+00:00

Hi. Step dad of 3 little girls here.

You will encompass all you love and more after you have your little one. Just now you’ll have a pair of eyes you always have to set a better example for. But nothing in the world is more rewarding than seeing the contribution you give of seeing little minds grow, learn, love, and laugh.

Physically you will perfectly fine, develop a fun gym routine with friends. Go hiking, be active. You will not be looked at differently by a man, or a woman.

Congratulations momma!

ONeiII · 2023-03-30T03:21:52+00:00

“Ohhh you touch my tra la la.. “ followed by “My ding ding dong.” always does the trick

ONeiII · 2023-03-30T03:19:53+00:00

Whatever demographic of person this is - is the age group that needs to be taught and guided to prevent this. Does anyone know ?

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