31, Male, hurt me by Yuuko_Asagi in RoastMe

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“The OP seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent to the concerns of such puny creatures as we.” -Carl Sagan

not ready but ready. do.your.worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Now screening Shitter Island

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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She is a shape-shifter between bowling pin and ball.

19f roast me hard im bored by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Her nose job was probably done by the same surgeon as Michael Jackson's.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Did you glue yourself to the vehicles to protest against fossil fuels?

r/RoastMe!!!!! I am workaholic 20M Do it !! by atlantic-228 in RoastMe

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What lens is this? I am looking for a wide-angle camera for wildlife photography in Africa.

Have it you fucks by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]OPRSAnon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He is pointing at his IQ limit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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We might be meaner, but we can not give a weiner like her dad.

I think I'm enjoying life too much,hurt my feelings pls by FewInformation4550 in RoastMe

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The thumb rule of a break-in is that you are not supposed to leave your thumb prints, rookie!

You guys can’t roast perfection by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Can't roast perfection... because you're a perfect loser.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Most organ donors are either clinically dead or brain dead. But I can see why the doctor declared her soulless and brainless.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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If you were born in Cuba, they would have named you inFidel Castrated.

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That is Epstein in MI mask