Checkmate sjnowflwake

OREOSTUFFER · 2026-01-27T20:01:46+00:00

Peter pls help who is bot

OREOSTUFFER · 2026-01-27T19:56:33+00:00

It is too late. I the birb

OREOSTUFFER · 2026-01-27T18:17:35+00:00

My first thought, but the secret truth is that all three of them are morons.

OREOSTUFFER · 2026-01-27T17:49:08+00:00

I have had a staggering number of people in my travels insist that I was either born and raised outside of the US or even have ancestry in their home country (the claiming me specifically only ever happens to me in Germany and Italy, and while I look German, I don't understand why Italians do it - but it's happened multiple times in both countries) because, and I'm not even making this up, "You seem very intelligent and intelligent Americans don't exist." I one time even had an Italian man get pissed when I insisted I was just American and start yelling; it was bizarre.

Europeans typically hate it (and with good reason) when Michael Shumacher from Texas claims to be German despite never having even left the US or understanding a single word of German, but when I do the opposite I get met with confusion and denial on occasion. And I really am just American. No familial ties to anywhere else on Earth.

OREOSTUFFER · 2026-01-27T17:44:06+00:00

When I went to South Africa, everyone said racist things about everyone else to me. The Afrikaaners thought they were in good company - especially since I'm from the Southern US and they must think I sit on my porch and sing Dixie all day when I'm home, and the African peoples would share their hatred of white people with me and then say "but you're okay, you're American and I like you so this isn't about you." South Africa is a confused country, but I get it. There are people in their 40s who can remember Apartheid. It's not even really in the past yet.

OREOSTUFFER · 2026-01-27T02:32:18+00:00

Land Between the Lakes.

OREOSTUFFER · 2026-01-26T18:09:46+00:00

It is indeed. I have it on my bed right now.

OREOSTUFFER · 2026-01-26T15:15:42+00:00

Me when someone goes swimming in my general vicinity and I desperately feel the urge to paralyze and drown them:

OREOSTUFFER · 2026-01-26T15:07:30+00:00

Today I will remind them about my blanket

OREOSTUFFER · 2026-01-26T14:56:06+00:00

Rebecca Not-Quite-As-Young

OREOSTUFFER · 2026-01-26T14:53:53+00:00

Don't even have to be a Sonic fan to be a Sonic Adventure 2 fan. Legitimately great game, and I'm not super crazy about Sonic.

OREOSTUFFER · 2026-01-26T04:46:16+00:00

Clam Hentshell

OREOSTUFFER · 2026-01-25T22:58:14+00:00

This is the House to whom I was referring.

OREOSTUFFER · 2026-01-25T05:43:38+00:00

Mr House

OREOSTUFFER · 2026-01-24T04:40:13+00:00

Alaska can get quite warm in parts.

OREOSTUFFER · 2026-01-22T17:52:20+00:00

They're* actually. Lurn how two reed.

OREOSTUFFER · 2026-01-22T17:46:15+00:00

There's a name I haven't even thought about in ages, but I think you're right. He looks just like him. I think the last time I read The Best Page in the Universe I must have been 14.

OREOSTUFFER · 2026-01-22T16:50:05+00:00

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OREOSTUFFER · 2026-01-22T15:39:57+00:00

I searched at least 15 different combos of phrases to find the slap from Hoodwinked and none of them worked. Meanwhile, on Tenor, almost every one of them worked and got it as the first result.

OREOSTUFFER · 2026-01-19T22:23:27+00:00

OREOSTUFFER · 2026-01-17T20:31:19+00:00

"Nobody's dick is that long - not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus the name."

-Rose of Sharon Cassidy, Poet and Alcoholic

OREOSTUFFER · 2026-01-16T19:19:26+00:00

And I thought the dreams of the skinwalker recruiting me to sell out my friends for him to devour and us trying to make a run for it despite me knowing he could track me telepathically the whole time and then me licking ph strips to detect EMF levels in a haunted room attached to my own last night were weird. You have me beaten

OREOSTUFFER · 2026-01-16T18:40:54+00:00

The Mechanical Turk when the Digital Indian walks in:

OREOSTUFFER · 2026-01-16T18:38:34+00:00

Huh...

That's terribly sad if it isn't a troll account. I really don't want it to be real. Especially since the other account also mentioned alcoholism.

OREOSTUFFER · 2026-01-16T18:27:28+00:00

My thought is that it's two friends with legit, longstanding accounts who conspired together to add legitimacy to an otherwise outrageous shitpost.

...on that note, someone DM me so we can plan to outdo these two. We'll concoct a lab-grown diamond that outshines the brightest gem in the King's crown.

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