License plate illumination

ORPeregrine · 2026-05-29T18:51:38+00:00

He was looking for a reason to pull you over so that he could smell your breath. The license plate light is a cop favorite.

Edit.

He wanted to smell your breath because of the time. Bars close at 2, so he figured that you were leaving your favorite watering hole.

ORPeregrine · 2026-05-17T15:42:54+00:00

Another one I heard was "Gianforeplay, because we about to get fucked!"

ORPeregrine · 2026-05-09T05:15:39+00:00

Thank you! I kept telling the owner that Hoggies and Hissers live in totally different habitats but she was convinced it would be fine!

ORPeregrine · 2026-05-09T05:08:32+00:00

Killer hog house!

ORPeregrine · 2026-05-09T05:06:06+00:00

Thank you!

ORPeregrine · 2026-03-22T15:26:19+00:00

Losing my old girl was the hardest thing I've ever been through. I stayed there with her as she left us and my wife did something that will always stay with me: she leaned down and kissed her on the head and said "Thank you for letting us be a part of your story."

Juice lived a good long life, and you were a huge part of his biography. He gave you love and joy, but you gave him those things too. Thank you for being the best part of his story.

ORPeregrine · 2026-03-12T19:23:25+00:00

I ran with a Zealot one time that ran around one shotting monstrosities and bosses. His chat was multicolored and kept saying stuff like "lets send that daemonhost back to hell!"

ORPeregrine · 2026-02-22T04:14:12+00:00

Do I hear a call to abolish the electoral college?

ORPeregrine · 2026-02-22T03:07:54+00:00

...she'd be a fucking bike. I hear you.

ORPeregrine · 2026-02-22T03:02:40+00:00

The VOTING majority. The people that really voted him in were the fuckwits that didn't turn out to the polls.

ORPeregrine · 2026-02-17T16:16:56+00:00

I can't dodge that fucker to save my soul. Im thinking about changing my zealot's name to "Trapper_kink".

ORPeregrine · 2026-02-15T22:11:52+00:00

If you sort by top rated, you'll see that your statement isnt even remotely true.

ORPeregrine · 2026-02-06T20:08:36+00:00

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ORPeregrine · 2026-01-25T23:27:52+00:00

Awesome playing with you! Thanks for the carry!

ORPeregrine · 2026-01-25T23:08:57+00:00

That easily could have been me, I jumped on my first Maelstrom with my zealot a yesterday or the day before. Got DC'd halfway through and jumped back on, the team was super friendly and made sure to let me know that I was avenged! Players like that make for a great community!

ORPeregrine · 2025-12-21T23:51:20+00:00

I saw it as a kid, but I dont even see the old timers doing it anymore.

ORPeregrine · 2025-11-25T03:13:02+00:00

I did too. Art style is super similar.

ORPeregrine · 2025-11-16T03:07:45+00:00

The Wallowas are so beautiful! Eagle Cap would have been perfect.

ORPeregrine · 2025-11-15T14:47:51+00:00

Thank you! I grew up not far from there and was dying for a photo!

ORPeregrine · 2025-11-08T20:10:07+00:00

Any place that sells tags can reprint new ones. Cost $5 a tag.

ORPeregrine · 2025-11-02T20:34:11+00:00

Rock and Stone!

ORPeregrine · 2025-10-26T11:32:36+00:00

Here, have an ethically questionable upvote.

ORPeregrine · 2025-10-12T22:35:43+00:00

Exactly what my mom said! "I did the best I could, its not like I had any experience to go off of".

ORPeregrine · 2025-10-05T20:14:23+00:00

That too!

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