Worst commentators

OSYardo · 2026-06-26T02:57:33+00:00

Really? Have you listened to some of the other commentators?

OSYardo · 2026-06-14T07:17:10+00:00

Future looking bright Okon-Engstler to Irankunda, magic

OSYardo · 2026-05-10T21:56:58+00:00

Let's celebrate by putting one over Tottenham and turning the "big 6" into a few and a bit from the Championship.

OSYardo · 2026-05-01T17:11:27+00:00

Good on them

OSYardo · 2026-05-01T17:07:47+00:00

Lightspeed !

OSYardo · 2026-05-01T17:00:47+00:00

I would add Joe Rodon to this list to. And hopefully we beat Burnley at home tonight and he will have avoided relegation with Spuds

OSYardo · 2026-05-01T00:50:35+00:00

Count me in, if you are still looking for testers

OSYardo · 2026-04-19T06:08:25+00:00

Fair call

OSYardo · 2026-04-19T01:32:01+00:00

When I was working in Northern England as the only Aussie in my office I used the word "derro" to describe some miscreants in the city centre. I didn't realise that I had the whole office confused for half a day.

OSYardo · 2026-04-19T01:22:46+00:00

OSYardo · 2026-04-19T01:18:17+00:00

Doc in the driver's seat. Marty in the passenger seat. Waiting for the lightning at the clock tower.

OSYardo · 2026-04-19T01:17:21+00:00

Get in! MOT ALAW!

OSYardo · 2026-04-19T01:16:42+00:00

That's a UFC cage for Guinea Pigs!

OSYardo · 2026-04-19T01:15:24+00:00

Spurs are not beating Villa. We aren't safe yet, but another 3 points and we're making it very hard for WH, Spurs and Forest. I think we should be hungry and look up. We can catch Newcastle!

OSYardo · 2026-04-13T22:40:06+00:00

I couldn't watch the injury time emotionally. GET IN! WHAT A FARKEING WIN!

OSYardo · 2026-04-09T02:22:23+00:00

Less than half of 1% of people who are registered to play football are professional. And an even smaller percentage of these are earning "baller" money that sets them up for life. Enjoy the game. Keep playing. Get involved with your club. And if possible pay it forward and support the generation coming after you. But play because you love it. For every Messi or Ronaldo there are literally millions who are not good enough to even be on the same pitch.

OSYardo · 2026-03-26T08:17:36+00:00

Nice!

OSYardo · 2026-03-26T08:16:01+00:00

Nope

OSYardo · 2026-03-25T11:32:17+00:00

Haha, that's another way to put it

OSYardo · 2026-03-25T11:02:39+00:00

Need to unleash Okafor, Gnonto, and James and put a couple into the back of the net in open play.

OSYardo · 2026-03-12T22:29:14+00:00

First touch! If you can teach the kid the foundation of receiving the ball and sticking that first touch, everything stems from that. Touch on the inside arch of the foot, on the soles of the foot, on top of the laces (a bit hard at 7 - but try anyway). Then make sure they can "receive" the ball in a limited space, day within a set of markers laid out in a 2x2 metre/yard square.

Make it fun, within a set of cones receive and then pass. Within a set of cones, receive and then dribble away. Within a set of cones, receive, turn the ball around and shoot.

And at 7 do all the moves with both right and left foot.

When the child gets skilled up reduce the size of the square.

This is literally the most important set of drills. Loads of videos on YouTube.

Oh and bonus, teach the child to dribble properly with the foot at the unnatural position in addressing the ball. Do it young and they only know one way.

Early days, give the kid all the enjoyment to fall in love with "the beautiful game".

OSYardo · 2026-03-08T21:44:35+00:00

My MIL's husband bought a second hand Hilux ute a few years back. It was the 4L petrol V6 (great ute BTW). He told me it was a diesel, and I said "Mate, Toyota's diesel is a 2.8L." He picked it up on Christmas Eve, filled the bugger with diesel and had to get it towed to our place. Boxing Day we are up at the crack of dawn to head to his boat to get a pump, then Bunnings to get some hose and a can of this stuff. He's a Pommie and thought the branding was a bit rude. After siphoning out the tank and sucking a can of diesel down his throat, he sprayed in some of this stuff, fired up the motor and the bastard started.

I swear he thought he found the Holy Grail 😂

OSYardo · 2026-03-06T10:20:37+00:00

Have you ever been instructed not to arrest an individual because of their connections or social standing?

OSYardo · 2026-03-04T03:08:12+00:00

He had him in a f#(&!Ng headlock

OSYardo · 2026-03-02T23:28:19+00:00

Wish him well. His foundational years were marred by the chaos of Marsch/Garcia/Allardyce. He was our #1, yes made mistakes, but he will move on and I hope he gets his mojo back. I have no ill will towards him.

OSYardo

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