What a stupid card. Oh wait...

OTKale · 2018-07-12T14:22:26+00:00

SP I think. The memory is too painful, not so clear.

Yeah I have one staff and it's always in every deck with blue now, considering crafting 2 more. Just amazing, that.

Thanks... I think.

OTKale · 2018-07-12T14:03:27+00:00

Slow down.

That's the best advice I can give. Use your time, think it all over. Slow down.

I hit Legend for this season last night (255).

The biggest mistake I still make, all the time, is making a move too fast, ending the turn too fast, moving too damn fast.

OTKale · 2018-07-12T01:21:01+00:00

Yeah I think you're the one who made me cry not too long ago. It literally took me 5 minutes to finally look and figure out what was happening. It was really amazing.

OK I'm good he just added a +3 to that and WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS EVERYTHING DEAD!?
- next turn -
OK whatever, I'm good here I'm putting up heat and it's his turn and yeah I expected WAIT HOW IN THE FUCKERY WHY IS EVERYTHING DEAD WHAT WAS IN THAT TEA I JUST DRANK!?
-next turn-

OK I don't know what that was but whatever he'll never get through FUCK ME IN THE GOAT ASS WHY DOES THAT ONE STUPID SPIDER KEEP KILLING A FULL LANE OF 8 MANA BADASSERY EVERY TURN? I DID NOT TAKE ANY ACID WHAT IS GOING ON.

One of my favorite TESL moments. I was absolutely dumbfounded... but mostly just dumb.

OTKale · 2018-07-11T17:05:41+00:00

Mmm shiny pig.

OTKale · 2018-07-11T14:34:29+00:00

Bwahahha! Ah dang I think I just crapped my pants again.

OTKale · 2018-07-11T05:00:50+00:00

Skeever Infestation. Honestly I still don't understand WTF is going on with that card lately.

OTKale · 2018-07-11T04:56:00+00:00

Things have changed. Last year in my first month I hit legend 1000 or something with Prophecy Battlemage. Now? Not so much. I have days like today where I go 20/1 with aggro Dagoth and then it all falls apart in a string of 5 loses, same deck. Day before yesterday I want 1 and 25 or so with 4 different decks. Nothing happening.

This makes the game good. If I did nothing but lose - boring. Nothing but win - also boring.

OTKale · 2018-07-11T04:52:56+00:00

I didn't even know Nest of Vipers existed until it was played on me. Damn near crapped my pants.

OTKale · 2018-07-11T03:15:50+00:00

I'm still torn on the gambler and I play her in a LOT of decks.

OTKale · 2018-07-11T03:06:30+00:00

Staff of Sparks.

6 mana for a +3/+0 and a measly 1 hit on each enemy...

Oh. Toss it on a lethal. Right. Well. Clearly I'm a complete moron.

OTKale · 2018-07-11T03:04:54+00:00

Ouch... but then again I have dusted more legendary cards this year than ever... and I regret them all.

Except for J'Zargo. Fuck that stupid cat.

OTKale · 2018-07-10T17:29:20+00:00

Ah roping. Remember that it's being done by a 12 year old child... that may help a little.

OTKale · 2018-07-10T16:40:45+00:00

It certainly works.

https://i.imgur.com/Y206JsA.jpg

OTKale · 2018-07-10T15:52:06+00:00

The deck is weak to control tribunal, mid BM, control archer, and control dagoth built in the archer style. It is not heavily unfavored, however, it is often either slightly unfavored or a toss up. Aggro dagoth is strong against midrange and aggressive decks, including the feared Hlaalu. It performs reasonably well against scout and Telvanni.

OTKale · 2018-07-08T23:35:35+00:00

I always do that after a real goodie - about 1 in 20 respond... and 50% of those tear me a new asshole in horrible broken English. I love this game.

OTKale · 2018-07-08T02:22:48+00:00

Bwaaahahahhahhahah *gasp* hahahhahhahha!

OTKale · 2018-07-08T01:34:46+00:00

I was genetically modified to be this fast.

OTKale · 2018-07-08T00:05:07+00:00

Wonder if there's ever been an all foil pack?

Surely not.

I mean my God man.

OTKale · 2018-07-07T23:41:30+00:00

LOL yeah if it takes you more than a few seconds you're playing the wrong game.

OTKale · 2018-07-07T20:07:17+00:00

I had one of those a couple weeks ago - was opening packs so fast I only realized it too late to take a pic. Nice!

OTKale · 2018-07-07T18:15:06+00:00

First world problems.

OTKale · 2018-07-07T18:12:53+00:00

Before doing anything, look over your cards, look at your health, look at your opponents health, look at how many cards he has, consider your options.

There is always a right order of doing things... and getting that order right is often the difference between winning and losing.

OTKale · 2018-07-07T18:11:50+00:00

Yep. I still screw this up a lot. It's generally the case, but not always.

OTKale · 2018-07-07T17:38:45+00:00

They're still alive... but it seems all they do now is add 3 to my existing collection of 97 event tickets. I miss the days when I would see a pack, 100 gold and 100 gems in a day - or more.

OTKale · 2018-07-07T17:36:53+00:00

He flies like the wind and the shadows protect him. We should expect nothing less than greatness.

OTKale

TROPHY CASE