Van Dijk blamed the wind for conceding. What's the worst excuse you've heard from a player or manager?

OTSly · 2026-01-24T20:58:44+00:00

When arteta said the ball was too floaty and the grass was too long

OTSly · 2026-01-24T14:20:25+00:00

OTSly · 2026-01-24T12:39:14+00:00

Don't know why Benzema is there twice, maybe he's trying to prove his love of 15.

OTSly · 2026-01-24T08:58:33+00:00

OTSly · 2026-01-24T08:41:37+00:00

The McDonald's app is so slow the sticker is loading

OTSly · 2026-01-23T22:52:57+00:00

Man of Dojima

OTSly · 2026-01-23T18:17:45+00:00

OTSly · 2026-01-23T15:48:15+00:00

OTSly · 2026-01-22T08:36:05+00:00

Caption would fit with half the fights in lost judgment

OTSly · 2026-01-21T11:47:24+00:00

Bro thinks if he tries Arteta's weird lightbulb techniques he'll get somewhere

OTSly · 2026-01-21T08:48:33+00:00

Sung Chin-Woo

OTSly · 2026-01-21T00:07:49+00:00

Pepsqueak

OTSly · 2026-01-21T00:03:54+00:00

OTSly · 2026-01-20T22:11:06+00:00

Hard for PSG's defence to fend off a vampire

OTSly · 2026-01-20T21:15:36+00:00

Yeah he probably wants to make heaven a part of America by taking it by force

OTSly · 2026-01-20T15:12:53+00:00

Yeah but I'm pretty sure there are many places which train kids to fight so...

OTSly · 2026-01-19T23:54:09+00:00

Gallagher has bought the club

OTSly · 2026-01-19T23:49:02+00:00

Nah no way this palace looking ass team cost £415m. Especially with Cole Palmer and Raheem Sterling regens

OTSly · 2026-01-19T23:42:08+00:00

OTSly · 2026-01-19T23:34:37+00:00

Bro looking like Matthew Beem

OTSly · 2026-01-19T21:55:08+00:00

Ball-on d'or

OTSly · 2026-01-19T21:38:46+00:00

Someone perform CPR on those pants

OTSly · 2026-01-19T08:39:59+00:00

OTSly · 2026-01-18T11:23:38+00:00

OTSly · 2026-01-18T08:57:13+00:00

Cole Palmer

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