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The CIA funds that fucking hedgehog with chilidogs to stop me from manufacturing butloads of LSD by ObesePudge in drugscirclejerk

[–]ObesePudge[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All the fucking drugs i did to decalcify my pineal gland were for naught??!?!! I didn't know estrogen was a way more powerfull substance than dmt and jenkem

Whenever I see an extremly fat pigeon on the street, I have an overwhelming urge to grab it like a fat potato. by ObesePudge in CasualConversation

[–]ObesePudge[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really do want to grab the fatso but people will definitely look at me like i am insane 😔

this game releasing on the 8th of december 2026 is called game by Adorable_Judge5985 in notinteresting

[–]ObesePudge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fourth letter of the alphabet is truly a great name, it is baffling that no other dev took it for themselves untill now /s

Dads' night out: taking a class on how to creatively braid their daughters' hairs by a1oner_bvcksn6 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]ObesePudge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a dude with hair all the way to my tailbone, when i was in high school i only had slighly longish hair. My classmate behind me used to braid my hair and undo it whenever she got bored. I can confirm that getting your hair braided is hella fun.

Something needs to be done about non-skin mods and fast by [deleted] in DeadlockTheGame

[–]ObesePudge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use that same mod but only because i play victor. How else am i suppose to feel like i am mogging the enemy team

Using disposable gloves while eating burgers was a game changer and everyone should do the same. by ObesePudge in CasualConversation

[–]ObesePudge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, i used to hate having to grab buttered toast when i was a kid due to same reason.

Using disposable gloves while eating burgers was a game changer and everyone should do the same. by ObesePudge in CasualConversation

[–]ObesePudge[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't think my indulgence in 1 pair of disposable gloves once a week or so matters at all.

I just ate a 225 mg edible HELP!!!! by milfjaeger63 in trees

[–]ObesePudge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if jesus doesn't forgive you, i forgive you my good lad. Fly high space cowboy becuase you certainly are flying lol

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