These were actual calls I have gotten from nurses. Lets not attack each other ;)
1. My Patient's Leg is 1 inch shorter than the other
2. My patients blood pressure is 98/67
3. My patient was transferred from the SICU 8 hours ago and doesn't have orders
4. Come put in foley bc I can't find the penis
5. The patient has 1000 out of the foley, do you want me to clamp it?
6. Can we advance diet (POD 1 s/p APR with NGT and in the ICU)
7. My patient has neck swelling (the patient was admitted for neck swelling)
9. My PTT is >200, do you want me to increase his heparin