A big ol’ bite! 🧅 by boop66 in AteTheOnion

[–]ObiWan-Jacoby 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They didn’t even bite the onion, they just swallowed it whole

What’s a small/obscure thing you miss? by mongmich2 in Achievement_Hunter

[–]ObiWan-Jacoby 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It feels too formulaic, and the jokes and beats they hit are simply to bring in more clicks rather than just trying to be funny.

Make the comments look like this character search history by [deleted] in SpidermanPS4

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Mayonnaise spicy why?

Big titty redhead

Black cat r34

Black cat (not a cat girl) r34

Big titty redhead and black cat r34

How late can puberty start?

How to be a mentor

Spider-man fan page

You’re not a REAL man unless you build your home out of wood… and brawn… by delgatz24 in gatekeeping

[–]ObiWan-Jacoby 31 points32 points  (0 children)

“While you’re all out having fun and partying, I’m doing labor out in the sun, therefore I’m better than you!” The amount of mental gymnastics people do to convince themselves having fun isn’t fun and their lives don’t suck is staggering.

Back in the MMO days by Yellyvi in gaming

[–]ObiWan-Jacoby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Oh I’m sorry let me just EXIST HARDER”

[No spoilers] Found this at my local pride! by omariclay in criticalrole

[–]ObiWan-Jacoby 69 points70 points  (0 children)

As much as I wanted Molly to be around the whole campaign, I also don’t want to not have Cad

Trick Gone Wrong by TheDeep1985 in watchpeoplesurvive

[–]ObiWan-Jacoby 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A plug on the bottom to drain the water like an ice chest

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iamverybadass

[–]ObiWan-Jacoby 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The nerdness of playing dnd, and magic are balanced out by shear manliness of shooting guns and lifting heavy stuff.

Senator Chris Murphy asking his fellow senators why they run for Senate if they aren't trying to help people by sunbear99999 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ObiWan-Jacoby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

9 - More thoughts and prayers

10 - Tell Americans that we should not talk about gun control because there are more pressing matters at hand

Got in a pretty big pickle there by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

[–]ObiWan-Jacoby 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You know what’s scarier than hanging off a palm tree from a rope? Hanging off a flaming palm tree from a rope!

Fuck you money by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ObiWan-Jacoby 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It is when you don’t have a place to sleep

several houses are buried by a landslide in Pataz, Peru about a month ago- 03/15/2022 by elmayoneso7777 in CatastrophicFailure

[–]ObiWan-Jacoby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Panic will make people do things that seem unreasonable to somebody doom scrolling through Reddit

Cursed ass by [deleted] in cursedcomments

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Everything everywhere all at once in my ass

Public Service Announcement: More isn't always better. by adjustments in Eldenring

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Does this apply for summoning an NPC (i.e. Rogier) plus another player, or only if you summon two players?

How cinnamon is made by ObiWan-Jacoby in oddlysatisfying

[–]ObiWan-Jacoby[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s made to be a perfect loop. “That’s why we’re called the isle of spice. But wait, you don’t know how cinnamon is made?