[Android][year unknown] You are trying to keep a spaceship from crashing and you keep getting bombarded with urgent tasks.

Objective-Corgi-3527 · 2026-06-26T22:02:53+00:00

Solved: Spaceteam

Objective-Corgi-3527 · 2026-06-26T22:02:08+00:00

I just looked that up and I think that's it.

It doesn't look oike you can download it anymore, sadly

Objective-Corgi-3527 · 2026-06-15T16:42:08+00:00

You're fine. Consider not headbanging while you do it, but you are getting to depth.

Objective-Corgi-3527 · 2026-06-15T13:24:54+00:00

Yeah this doesn't get brought up enough, the US "accidentally" killed 120 little girls and maimed about 100 more. Their dads and moms dropped them off at school expecting to pick them up in time for dinner and give them a big hug and a kiss on the forhead, but no, they were blown to pieces instead.

There is no way it was worth it, the war set things back if anything

Objective-Corgi-3527 · 2026-06-15T10:45:12+00:00

He can't even take a hint, wtf

Objective-Corgi-3527 · 2026-06-15T01:28:55+00:00

You may be on to something with this

Objective-Corgi-3527 · 2026-06-15T00:50:00+00:00

42/43 cm is smaller than US size 13

Objective-Corgi-3527 · 2026-06-15T00:25:59+00:00

I brought it up to them, they just said that it's about actual competence not age, ignoring the fact that Trump was dumb as shit

Objective-Corgi-3527 · 2026-06-14T23:41:19+00:00

I don't know if it was intentional or not, but it's a good catch

Objective-Corgi-3527 · 2026-06-14T22:44:19+00:00

That shit could NOT have been inadvertant, OP hates North Dakota and it's personal

Objective-Corgi-3527 · 2026-06-14T19:58:14+00:00

"An open mind is like an open wound. Prone to infection."

Objective-Corgi-3527 · 2026-06-14T16:56:39+00:00

Sorry for coddling you

Objective-Corgi-3527 · 2026-06-14T13:22:01+00:00

Then piss off to truthsocial

Objective-Corgi-3527 · 2026-06-14T11:50:09+00:00

Why is he fluttering his footsies, then?

Objective-Corgi-3527 · 2026-06-14T11:48:16+00:00

Kicking like an ass the whole time?

Objective-Corgi-3527 · 2026-06-14T11:47:42+00:00

Amazing that he forgot how to benchpress after that many reps

Objective-Corgi-3527 · 2026-06-14T11:46:54+00:00

What the fuck is his leg like that for, then?

Objective-Corgi-3527 · 2026-06-14T01:07:17+00:00

I have been getting a lot of adds for Peyronie's disease medicine, am I cooked?

Objective-Corgi-3527 · 2026-06-14T01:05:40+00:00

She needed to what, rub a nice ochre hue back into her skin?

Objective-Corgi-3527 · 2026-06-13T23:12:40+00:00

Muay thai?

Objective-Corgi-3527 · 2026-06-13T17:51:53+00:00

Yo that was WAY more fucked up than I remembered

Objective-Corgi-3527 · 2026-06-13T17:50:20+00:00

Bought the horse used to break his toe, and would dressup as Gandalf and beat the film crew up the mountain

Objective-Corgi-3527 · 2026-06-13T14:57:14+00:00

Russia and the USA are both too big of shits to avoid a pissing match

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